MEMO
To all future and present guests of my house who find themselves crashing on my couch:
If you must dispose of such things in my kitchen, condom wrappers belong the trash- not the recycling bin. Also, the fact that it is 1:30 does not entail that I will not be returning home to see the unpleasant sight of two bodies awkwardly grinding on the cramped confines of my couch.
Thanks,
-The Management
Additionally: Anyone want to buy a couch?
If you must dispose of such things in my kitchen, condom wrappers belong the trash- not the recycling bin. Also, the fact that it is 1:30 does not entail that I will not be returning home to see the unpleasant sight of two bodies awkwardly grinding on the cramped confines of my couch.
Thanks,
-The Management
Additionally: Anyone want to buy a couch?