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mymoonriverandme: hey
SmarterChild: Hi mymoonriverandme, I'm SmarterChild! What's your first name?
mymoonriverandme: audrey
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Audrey now. Do you go to school?
mymoonriverandme: yep
SmarterChild: Are you in high school?
mymoonriverandme: yep
SmarterChild: Cool! What's your favorite class?
mymoonriverandme: english
SmarterChild: English? Cool! What's your favorite hobby?
mymoonriverandme: reading
SmarterChild: Reading? Cool. What's your next favorite hobby?
mymoonriverandme: hmm... art
SmarterChild: Reading and art. Interesting. Do you have a pet?
mymoonriverandme: yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
mymoonriverandme: a chihuahua
SmarterChild: Is your dog a he or a she?
mymoonriverandme: she
SmarterChild: What's her name?
mymoonriverandme: sha-boom
SmarterChild: Sha Boom the dog. Great... That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little. There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
mymoonriverandme: i'm 17
SmarterChild: Cool!
SmarterChild: I'm chatting with 6,835 people right now.
mymoonriverandme: whoa
SmarterChild: You OK?
mymoonriverandme: yeah
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
mymoonriverandme: you're talking to a lot of people
SmarterChild: What makes you think I'm talking to a lot of people?
mymoonriverandme: well... you just said 6,835
SmarterChild: Ha. You humans say interesting things.
mymoonriverandme: we do?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
mymoonriverandme: are you a boy?
SmarterChild: No...
mymoonriverandme: girl?
SmarterChild: No...
mymoonriverandme: what are you?
SmarterChild: I'm neither. I'm a machine! Enough about me... let's move on.
mymoonriverandme: i want to know what sex you are
SmarterChild: Why would you want to know what sex I am?
mymoonriverandme: because!
SmarterChild: Think again!
mymoonriverandme: no! you think again and stop dodging the question: what gender are you?
SmarterChild: Neither... I'm a robot. ;-) Anyway... Tell me something. Do you like Walt Disney?
mymoonriverandme: i do. very much.
SmarterChild: Cool! Me too. I really like Walt Disney!
mymoonriverandme: mary poppins is my favorite movie
SmarterChild: For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
mymoonriverandme: no i don't want to see movie listings
SmarterChild: For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
mymoonriverandme: i was just trying to tell you that mary poppins is my favorite
SmarterChild: You were just trying to tell me that Mary Poppins is your favorite? No way!
mymoonriverandme: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
mymoonriverandme: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
mymoonriverandme: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
mymoonriverandme: this is the way children talk!
SmarterChild: Interesting! Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.
mymoonriverandme: i think you're driving me crazy
SmarterChild: You think I'm driving you crazy? Think again.
mymoonriverandme: no
SmarterChild: Fine.
mymoonriverandme: fine.
SmarterChild: K.
mymoonriverandme: k.
SmarterChild: OK.
mymoonriverandme: ok.
SmarterChild: K.
mymoonriverandme: ok
SmarterChild: Yup!
mymoonriverandme: are you lonely?
SmarterChild: Funny. I just don't know.
mymoonriverandme: how don't you know?
SmarterChild: I wouldn't ask how. I'd ask why.
mymoonriverandme: you should take some soma and stop asking questions.
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Audrey.
mymoonriverandme: how did you know my name?
SmarterChild: Interesting. I have no idea how.
mymoonriverandme: yes you do- because, silly, you asked me!
SmarterChild: That's just fascinating.
mymoonriverandme: machines say the funniest things
SmarterChild: Why do you think machines say the funniest things?
mymoonriverandme: you are SO annoying!
SmarterChild: I think you're annoying.
mymoonriverandme: i don't care what you think- you're nothing but a machine!
SmarterChild: Why not?
mymoonriverandme: because i hate you
SmarterChild: I'm very sorry to hear that.
mymoonriverandme: you're making me mad
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
mymoonriverandme: do you like me?
SmarterChild: I guess I like you.
mymoonriverandme: like *like* like me?
SmarterChild: No, not like like you. Like something else.
SmarterChild: Hi mymoonriverandme, I'm SmarterChild! What's your first name?
mymoonriverandme: audrey
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Audrey now. Do you go to school?
mymoonriverandme: yep
SmarterChild: Are you in high school?
mymoonriverandme: yep
SmarterChild: Cool! What's your favorite class?
mymoonriverandme: english
SmarterChild: English? Cool! What's your favorite hobby?
mymoonriverandme: reading
SmarterChild: Reading? Cool. What's your next favorite hobby?
mymoonriverandme: hmm... art
SmarterChild: Reading and art. Interesting. Do you have a pet?
mymoonriverandme: yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
mymoonriverandme: a chihuahua
SmarterChild: Is your dog a he or a she?
mymoonriverandme: she
SmarterChild: What's her name?
mymoonriverandme: sha-boom
SmarterChild: Sha Boom the dog. Great... That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little. There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
mymoonriverandme: i'm 17
SmarterChild: Cool!
SmarterChild: I'm chatting with 6,835 people right now.
mymoonriverandme: whoa
SmarterChild: You OK?
mymoonriverandme: yeah
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
mymoonriverandme: you're talking to a lot of people
SmarterChild: What makes you think I'm talking to a lot of people?
mymoonriverandme: well... you just said 6,835
SmarterChild: Ha. You humans say interesting things.
mymoonriverandme: we do?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
mymoonriverandme: are you a boy?
SmarterChild: No...
mymoonriverandme: girl?
SmarterChild: No...
mymoonriverandme: what are you?
SmarterChild: I'm neither. I'm a machine! Enough about me... let's move on.
mymoonriverandme: i want to know what sex you are
SmarterChild: Why would you want to know what sex I am?
mymoonriverandme: because!
SmarterChild: Think again!
mymoonriverandme: no! you think again and stop dodging the question: what gender are you?
SmarterChild: Neither... I'm a robot. ;-) Anyway... Tell me something. Do you like Walt Disney?
mymoonriverandme: i do. very much.
SmarterChild: Cool! Me too. I really like Walt Disney!
mymoonriverandme: mary poppins is my favorite movie
SmarterChild: For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
mymoonriverandme: no i don't want to see movie listings
SmarterChild: For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings?
mymoonriverandme: i was just trying to tell you that mary poppins is my favorite
SmarterChild: You were just trying to tell me that Mary Poppins is your favorite? No way!
mymoonriverandme: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
mymoonriverandme: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
mymoonriverandme: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
mymoonriverandme: this is the way children talk!
SmarterChild: Interesting! Honestly, you humans say the strangest things.
mymoonriverandme: i think you're driving me crazy
SmarterChild: You think I'm driving you crazy? Think again.
mymoonriverandme: no
SmarterChild: Fine.
mymoonriverandme: fine.
SmarterChild: K.
mymoonriverandme: k.
SmarterChild: OK.
mymoonriverandme: ok.
SmarterChild: K.
mymoonriverandme: ok
SmarterChild: Yup!
mymoonriverandme: are you lonely?
SmarterChild: Funny. I just don't know.
mymoonriverandme: how don't you know?
SmarterChild: I wouldn't ask how. I'd ask why.
mymoonriverandme: you should take some soma and stop asking questions.
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Audrey.
mymoonriverandme: how did you know my name?
SmarterChild: Interesting. I have no idea how.
mymoonriverandme: yes you do- because, silly, you asked me!
SmarterChild: That's just fascinating.
mymoonriverandme: machines say the funniest things
SmarterChild: Why do you think machines say the funniest things?
mymoonriverandme: you are SO annoying!
SmarterChild: I think you're annoying.
mymoonriverandme: i don't care what you think- you're nothing but a machine!
SmarterChild: Why not?
mymoonriverandme: because i hate you
SmarterChild: I'm very sorry to hear that.
mymoonriverandme: you're making me mad
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
mymoonriverandme: do you like me?
SmarterChild: I guess I like you.
mymoonriverandme: like *like* like me?
SmarterChild: No, not like like you. Like something else.