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Jul 21, 2003 23:28


FAIRY TALE


nce upon a time there has a young WANNABE DIVA named GAVIN. He was BEAUTIFULLY GALLOPING in the UGLY forest when he met PURPLE BRANDON, a run-away FEMALE STRIPPER from the POLKA DOTTED Queen J.LO.

GAVIN could see that PURPLE BRANDON was hungry so he reached into his TUPPER WARE and give him his EMO BROCCOLLI. PURPLE BRANDON was thankful for GAVIN's BROCCOLLI, so he told GAVIN a very GLAM story about Queen J.LO's daughter BETTY JEAN. How her mother, the POLKA DOTTED Queen J.LO, kept her locked away in a BOAT HOUSE protected by a gigantic PRAYING MANTIS, because BETTY JEAN was so RIPPED.

GAVIN ATE. He vowed to PURPLE BRANDON the FEMALE STRIPPER that he would save the RIPPED BETTY JEAN. He would KILL the PRAYING MANTIS, and take BETTY JEAN far away from her eveil mother, the POLKA DOTTED Queen J.LO, and WALK her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a WHITE TORNADO and PURPLE BRANDON the FEMALE STRIPPER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PRAYING MANTIS from his story. POLKA DOTTED Queen J.LO BLEW UP out from behind a WOODEN SPOON and struck GAVIN dead. In the far off BOAT HOUSE you could hear a BA-A-A-A-A.

THE END.

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