Well, what a surprise, I haven’t updated for about 4 months... what can I say? Well, I would like to say that it is because I am too busy, that I have a fully booked schedule… that I have a life... but I can't! The truth is I don’t, I think I’m still waiting for life to start, keep finding things that make me think it has… but then I realise that ( Read more... )

Principal: Donald… let me preface this by saying that your Iowa test scores are intimidating. So… let’s go over this again. What exactly did you say to Ms. Farmer?

Kitty Farmer: I’ll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my anus!

these are great words!

"How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live ( Read more... )

"I can resist everything except temptation" - Oscar Wilde ( Read more... )

I guess it’s luck, but it’s the same ( Read more... )

weeeeeeell todays been pretty fun... early morning the council come to assess my wall... it turns out that the assessment by the woman previous was wrong... and that the ticket the man had didnt cover the stuff that needed to be done... so i have too wait another 'however long the council feel like making us wait' to get it all fixed... which halts ( Read more... )

well guys... this week was a bit... strange for me... my dad, due to pilling troubles including wife, ex wife, his other kids, money etc... had a mental breakdown... and is now in the local pshcy ward waiting for assessment... hes been graded as level 2... which, im not sure what that means to be honest ( Read more... )

Hoody And Tinx REPRESENT ( Read more... )

Wow, for those of you who just LOVE british weather! you gonna realllly love today! this morning was nice and sunny, so much so that i thought, its toooo hott for a coat! i regret that now! its raining harder than it has done for months... i mean... it must be something like 50 drops per square inch a second!!! its stupid! then you have the thunder ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEN!
*sings* happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you... happy birthday dear helen! happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!