me: Speaking of distracting, you left a poo in the toilet.
kari: Does that distract you?
me: It totally does.
kari: I left a load in the dryer yesterday...
me: You pooped in the dryer? That is totally inappropriate!
kari: It was a dark load and a full load...
me: That is way too much information.
kari: I'm too tired for this.
me: What do you want ( Read more... )

Someone went through almost every video I uploaded to YouTube and gave them all the minimum rating. This is, uh, way more puzzling than upsetting, especially since A) I don't care about my YouTube ratings, especially since most of my videos cater to a very specific audience, and B) I noticed this about three months after the fact. Who has the time ( Read more... )

Weston Robert Perry, 8 lb 9 oz. Pour yourselves some champagne!

There comes a time in every Unix user's life when he makes the mistake of typing "rm *" (or, if he's particularly unlucky, "rm -rf") -- the command to delete everything in a directory. For me, this time came today ( Read more... )

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Guys! It's snowing! It's snowing SO HARD.

No one can go to work today. My wife tried twice. She couldn't get out of the parking lot.

If this keeps up, we'll be snowed in! There's a foot of snow on our balcony! There's a foot of snow on just the railing. There's -- there's a lot of snow ( Read more... )

I wrote a Civilization Revolution DS FAQ shortly after acquiring it. It's the only thing of the sort I've ever attempted; I did it because I loved the game so much ( Read more... )

Yesterday, I was in the Bahamas. Today, you know, not so much.

Hey internet! I'm checking out for the next week and a bit. But I'm not leaving you emptyhanded:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPv5QSNh1C8

It's "Pollyanna" on crack. Uh... if you're not already familiar with the song, you'll probably hate it. But it's great.

See you

Hey guys what do I want for Christmas

I'm not exposed to a lot of ads so I'm depending on you to give me needs