( Pay no attention to the embedded video behind the curtain )

albedoblue is to blame for introducing these songs to dr_zrfq's notice.  My Google-fu did not fail me, and now I have reasonably complete lyrics for them.

( Coffee, Coffee, Coffee )

...of course I had to post this for him!

"Be Fined - When You're Dead"

Found this site today: Am I Right: Making fun of music. One song at a time....

Wish I had sound here...