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Dear bitches,
Mackenzie (my youngest 9 year old sibling) got sea monkeys from her book order. Book orders are so much sweeter now then they were in my day. Nowadays you can get spy gear like binoculars and robots and kites and all this neat shit. When I was kid there were just books. Anyways, yesterday she said to me: "Let's use the sea monkeys I feel like playing God." Hahahah kids. I get to be the sea monkey Devil- I'm excited. They have to be kept under a lamp all the time to be kept warm. They haven't hatched yet but I'll keep you posted.
She just left and said to me: "Fuck out bitches!" Oh to be 9 again.
Mackenzie (my youngest 9 year old sibling) got sea monkeys from her book order. Book orders are so much sweeter now then they were in my day. Nowadays you can get spy gear like binoculars and robots and kites and all this neat shit. When I was kid there were just books. Anyways, yesterday she said to me: "Let's use the sea monkeys I feel like playing God." Hahahah kids. I get to be the sea monkey Devil- I'm excited. They have to be kept under a lamp all the time to be kept warm. They haven't hatched yet but I'll keep you posted.
She just left and said to me: "Fuck out bitches!" Oh to be 9 again.