The popular kids are those with the most non-functional accents in their names.

The water here tastes like blood. I am a mild vampire.

School is a lot of bad glasses, skin, and Jansport.

People are like snowflakes, sure they're all different but a vast amount of them are remarkably similar.

I use fuckton to measure everything.

I start university next week. I'm taking math, also I am not good at math.

It's my birthday today.

I used to be clever- I used to write these entries and have something to say- now I don't.

They used to say Noxzema girls get noticed, but I think abreva girls get noticed more.

Well, I tried.

Car accident on Monday. I really should rename this journal. I was driving along minding my own business when someone (at a stop sign) turn left right in front of me- I hit them. They get out of their cars and say: "I couldn't see over the snow bank." So... you can't see so you decide to go? This is exactly what happened last time- why're ( Read more... )

So much has happened yet nothing at all. Sometimes I look upon my life with disappointment. I'm as disappointed as a millipede losing a leg but not as disappointed as a centipede getting cancer ( Read more... )

Friend: "I think my sister miscarried today." (I heard as: missed Carrie)

Me: "Oh where was she?"

Friend: "I think she lost her baby."

Me: "I thought the babies name was Sam..."

Friend: "No, she LOST the baby."

Me: "Oh! OH!"

Old Scalper: "You want tickets to see the ball game?"
Ten Year Old Sister: "Not if it's to see YOUR balls."

I just finished a project on ancient China for my little sister. I wish I had significantly older siblings when I was in school to do my work for me. That being said I've got mad sweet colouring skills exhibited in my hand drawn map of the Han dynasty. And did you know that in ancient China a criminal's family could be punished for his crime? ( Read more... )

I made some money the other day- I sold my good intentions to this man who was paving a road with them. I asked him where the road went but he was fairly aloof and merely said: "You'll see eventually." What an odd fellow ( Read more... )

Now I'm sure there's a way to put this youtube video onto my journal but I don't feel like learning how so here's the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs&mode=related&search=

I absolutely loved it.