VD, STD, STI, You're going to die.
My STD His-tor-y:
Round 1, Age 18
Dr.: That's a canker.
Me: Good to know.
Round 2, Age 20
Dr.: That's an ingrown hair.
Me: I see.
Round 3, Age 22
Dr.: That's a boil.
Me: Very well then.
Note: All Doctors' diagnoses bolstered by testing.
Round 1, Age 18
Dr.: That's a canker.
Me: Good to know.
Round 2, Age 20
Dr.: That's an ingrown hair.
Me: I see.
Round 3, Age 22
Dr.: That's a boil.
Me: Very well then.
Note: All Doctors' diagnoses bolstered by testing.