Golden shower, golden opportunity, golden boy, Golden Girls, and the golden era.

Jun 25, 2005 16:32

When my Mom told us she was pregnant with my littlest sister she provided proof- a pregnancy test. When she handed it to me it broke open and I got my Mom's piss all over my hands. I'm gross.

All six demerit points taken off my license- it only cost $600. Now my insurance won't be affected and I can get my G. I'm such a good driver.

I bought Studio Artist 3.0. It came in the mail last Friday- I am working through the 8 hours of tutorials it comes with. I sit there and watch them and take notes- highlighting key points with a highlighter- it's like school and I'm at the top of my class. I'm so nerdy.

I downloaded the "Golden Girls" theme song. I'm so gay.

Thundercats and He-Man are to be released on DVD. I'm nostalgic.

In closing, if you threw a party, invited everyone you knew, you would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say: thank-you for being a friend.
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