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The results are back from my dog's lumpectomy, it is in fact a benign growth. I'm very happy.
How does someone get locked out of a place twice in one day? They're very special. I couldn't get in at all- I tried telling the lock I loved it but it still wouldn't let me in, that usually works. Then the one eyed Russian wouldn't let me in but it's okay cause I sexed up his wife, then he joined in and it was going good until he asked me to suck on his dead eye.
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Do vegans swallow?
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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Do ugly people know the person they're going steady with is ugly?
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How does someone get locked out of a place twice in one day? They're very special. I couldn't get in at all- I tried telling the lock I loved it but it still wouldn't let me in, that usually works. Then the one eyed Russian wouldn't let me in but it's okay cause I sexed up his wife, then he joined in and it was going good until he asked me to suck on his dead eye.
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Do vegans swallow?
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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Do ugly people know the person they're going steady with is ugly?
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