I prove Coke is better than Pepsi
Research is going well. Every night that I work I enter a series of numbers into a spreadsheet the correspond to the times at which various telescope images were taken. My efforts are vital to the future of scientific discovery! And speaking of scientific discovery, a few nights ago Rocio and I discovered something of such epic significance and which promises to change the very course of human history that I passed out from the shock and when I came to I had forgotten what we had discovered. Fortunately I bring my camera to work with me and we were astute enough to photograph our discovery.
Unfortunately we used up my last two pictures photographing own shock and amazement, so we couldn't actually document what it was we'd discovered. Oh well. It wouldn't have been fair for us to deprive future aspiring scientists of the satisfaction and thrill of discovery.
But the night wasn't a total loss. While I was waiting for the telescope to finish a long series of exposures, I conducted another experiment that definitively proved that Coke is better than Pepsi. Just look: two full Pepsi cans can't crush a single empty Coke can! I don't know how anyone could want more proof than that.
(This might actually be the most conclusive result we've reached all summer.)
Another time when things were really slow I decided it would be a good idea to print off little pictures of the faces of our physics professors and tape them over the heads of the hot bikini-wearing women in a Maxim magazine Tony had left lying around the lab. So I did. The really strange thing, however, was that there aren't nearly as many pictures of attractive women in a Maxim magazine as I would have thought. I barely used half of the pictures I printed out. In fact, I think there we at least as many men pictured in the magazine as women...
Unfortunately we used up my last two pictures photographing own shock and amazement, so we couldn't actually document what it was we'd discovered. Oh well. It wouldn't have been fair for us to deprive future aspiring scientists of the satisfaction and thrill of discovery.
But the night wasn't a total loss. While I was waiting for the telescope to finish a long series of exposures, I conducted another experiment that definitively proved that Coke is better than Pepsi. Just look: two full Pepsi cans can't crush a single empty Coke can! I don't know how anyone could want more proof than that.
(This might actually be the most conclusive result we've reached all summer.)
Another time when things were really slow I decided it would be a good idea to print off little pictures of the faces of our physics professors and tape them over the heads of the hot bikini-wearing women in a Maxim magazine Tony had left lying around the lab. So I did. The really strange thing, however, was that there aren't nearly as many pictures of attractive women in a Maxim magazine as I would have thought. I barely used half of the pictures I printed out. In fact, I think there we at least as many men pictured in the magazine as women...