Dog Experiences Best Day Of His Life For 400th Consecutive Day
October 13, 2004 |
Issue 40•41 SANTEE, CA-Family dog Loki experienced the best day of his life for the 400th straight day Monday, the black Labrador retriever reported. "I got to go outside! I got to sniff the bush!" Loki said, wagging excitedly. "I saw a squirrel and I barked at it and it ran up the tree! Then I came back inside, and the smoky-smelling tall man let me have a little piece of bacon and then I drank from the toilet!" Loki will experience the best day of his life once again tomorrow, when he digs a hole, chews on a slipper, and almost catches his tail.
And just so she isn't jealous, because that tends to be her middle name and not a day goes by when she doesn't snarl about something (but we love her anyway), here's my homage to my other dog, Juno: