My fish didn't die over Thanksgiving break
Some quotes from my Thanksgiving weekend at home (and with the relatives):
"I think your mother is having sympathetic bouts of Alzheimer's because of her mother. Last night she made three pumpkin pies and when she was all finished with them she realized she forgot to put in the sugar."
~ My dad
My dad looking at the nutrition information label on a box of chocolate coconut macaroons: "Gaaaaaaah!"
"At this point you sit on the hood of your car and meditate..."
~ My cousin Derek
"Mom, I'll help you, but for the love of God please don't ask anyone who works here if they have 'music without words'."
~ Erin
"God. Even when you use nouns instead of pronouns I can't understand what you're talking about."
~ My dad to my mom
More later.
"I think your mother is having sympathetic bouts of Alzheimer's because of her mother. Last night she made three pumpkin pies and when she was all finished with them she realized she forgot to put in the sugar."
~ My dad
My dad looking at the nutrition information label on a box of chocolate coconut macaroons: "Gaaaaaaah!"
"At this point you sit on the hood of your car and meditate..."
~ My cousin Derek
"Mom, I'll help you, but for the love of God please don't ask anyone who works here if they have 'music without words'."
~ Erin
"God. Even when you use nouns instead of pronouns I can't understand what you're talking about."
~ My dad to my mom
More later.