1.  The nicest thing about the future is it always starts tomorrow.

2.  Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

3.  If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.

4.  Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

5.  A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're ( Read more... )

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap ( Read more... )

SHERIFF JOE IS AT IT AGAIN!

Update on Joe Arpaio

Oh, there's MUCH more to know about Sheriff Joe!

Maricopa County Arizona was spending approx. $18 million dollars a year on stray animals, like cats and dogs. Sheriff Joe offered to take the department over, and the County Supervisors said okay.

The animal shelters are now all staffed and operated by ( Read more... )

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the1500s:
Most people got married in June because they ook their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides ( Read more... )