http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/-eer

Husband-in-law
Dreadmill
Duke of Native America

FiltrationFlirtation Plant

http://www.shosha.kokugo.juen.ac.jp/oshiki/ronbun/currentofresearch96/thesis.html

Dark Side Story

...Also, this novel I don't want to read--A Discovery of Witches--is that like "a murder of crows" or "a storytelling of ravens" or "an obsolescence of dinosaur"? I feel like witches come in "successions" (with the word "love" left over).

Face Heel Turn
+
Butter-Face
=
Butter-Face Heel Turn

...someone define this, please

MacSweeneyMaxWeenie

Humidifire

Referring to the cosmos as "God's creation"
Referring to paper as "tree flesh"
Referring to dying as "becoming an Angel"
Referring to drilling for oil as "mining dinosaurs" (Quincy Jones)

Only the dead survive; only the strong know the end of the war

Being impervious to bullets but not to heat