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You've got a million thoughts circling through your head like a demented pack of hamsters on wheels. Take a deep breath (or ten or fifteen) and try to focus on tidying up any neglected areas in your life.
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Hahaha.
I am the neglected area of my life.
I wonder if they notice... -
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Quickie:
The limits you're working under will rankle you now; but they'll be gone soon.
Overview:
Attempt the impossible. The stars align and give even your most outrageous endeavors an extra jolt of astrological energy. Key to making your dreams come true is realizing there are matters beyond material concerns. -
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Dear Sheila,
Here is your horoscope for Saturday, July 22:
So you have a crush on an inappropriate person. It's really not a big deal! Beating yourself up about this is counterproductive. This is your way of exploring love in a way that lets you keep your distance.
Who... me? -
Very Interesting...
Dear Sheila,
Here is your horoscope for Monday, June 19:
The stars give you the inner stability and the outward social grace to transition easily from an ill-fitting situation into a more appropriate one. Now, more than ever, you see how endings are just beginnings in disguise. -
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Dear Sheila,
Here is your horoscope
for Thursday, June 15:
The least likely candidate suddenly becomes a frontrunner due to some unexpected maneuvers. While you're surprised, you can't say this displeases you. You sensed all along that they had some hidden potential.
I can't begin to imagine what that means...
