Who stole my cheesey bread sticks???????????
Oh the weekend............it is how do you say...........over?
Friday night was justins big office holiday party and he took heather, who has to be the nicest girl. She pretended to be his girlfriend, drove out here, got dressed up, and they had a fine time, and her boyfriend was cool with that so it turned out to be an amusing situation. Now justin has to figure out a fake breakup story to tell his co-workers, i wish i knew a girl like that, thats the definition of a great friend. So after they got back we went out to a bar in fairfax and met up with a few people i knew and mostly justin and heathers mason friends, and got pretty loaded. I was nice enough to go up to this foreign dude and say hey pal you wanna put these jackets behind the bar, this worked out, though i felt like a horses ass when i found out that was the owner of the place.....classy, i thought he was the door man. We left the bar to go back to justins friends house to drink more, but some perfectly timed drama held us up enough to catch a ride to our place, i mean i did want to sleep in my own bed, and plus it was a zero chance i would have gotten any banderass. Halfway back i relaized i drunkenly left my card at the bar, so we had to go back and luckily i caught the bartender as they were closing up so i paid my tab, possibly tipped way too much, oh well. After the car ride got increasingly nauseating, i finally went over the edge when chris and sarah wanted to hit up the mcdonalds at an ass hour of the night/morning, however i decided to jump out at a red light, speedwalk home, and realize im locked out, so naturally i climbed a huge trash can and came/fell in through the kitchen window........i would give it a 7.3267, but i didnt stick the landing so well.
On to saturday night. I hung out for most of the day at the house watching sports, then drove over to my dads house in bethesda to visit. So i saw my dad, phyllis, catie, and michael. I checked out michaels new room per say, and my old room which is being re-done as well, then he showed me his new grand theft auto game, and checked out the new touchscreen gameboy. Then after my dad and phyllis went to a xmas party, I picked up some food for myself, catie, and michael, and then we watched cops for a tad. I received a call from katie, and somehow she manipulated multiple phone calls to get me, mike, and justin to go out to dc to meet her and missy, and it worked well cause we made it. It was nice to get free drinks, but the crowd at the upstairs bar was fucking nuts. Let me do a quick rundown, someone puked in the middle of everything, trashy people dancing on what i would hardly call some type of floor for dancing, some dude was basically disrobing himself, i got hit by someone trying to pop and lock in a seated position etc..............this was the night, which made it interesting i must say. Darren and antoine met up with us later, and i talked a lot of football loudly for a while. Then everyone left besides missy and katie, so i went home with them. Me and katie made burritos and had some mixed drinks, poor missy yaked and passed out, and i played with their evil cat margarita for a bit, even tried to crawl across the floor to sneak up, and she was on to my game, and i paid for it. I woke up to missy talking so loudly on her new phone in the morning, but it was funny, and even though it was almost noon i def. felt drunk. We went to starbucks in the morning, and i belive katie was blasting vintage whitley houston on the way back..........I wanna dance with somebody.
I made my way to my bedroom to try and eat some old pizza and nap for a bit, but that plan was foiled by multiple cell phone calls, which just hard for me to deal with. I woke up in the evening and watched with intrigue as justin and mike tried to put together the new home gym that justin baught, but this was fucked up by the fact that the basemant ceiling is too short, so now it in our way oversized kitchen....this way all the ladies can watch us work out, all day errrrrrrr day. Then the redskins lost a bullshit game tonight, so that really sucks.....must pay the refs i suippose, they cant catch a damn break. I guess the most interesting thing is that chris and sarahs papa johns cheese sticks got eaten last night, and it turned into drama, howver i didnt sleep here, but word is that chris and sarah may have downed them all so quick they forgot they had eaten them all or something, but i mean its shit food to begin with, and you just have to know them to appreciate the comedy. Lastly can we go back to saying christmas again, its too much to cater to others all the time, i have jewish relatives, and totally have nothing wrong with any of that or any other holiday celebration or religion, but along came the hilariously manufactured kwanzaa, and now its the "holiday" season, i miss when it was called christmas back in the day, but i also celebrate the jewish holidays with family....on a light scale, so im versatile, just a little old school. Seriously though,......who has ever even met someone who does kwanzaa, and i mean it starts the day after xmas, and uses a manaorah minus one candle.........hmmmmmmmm maybe the easter bunny gets into the action too???
Ugh, what a weekend, cant wait til friday.....im going to a festivus party.
Later.
Friday night was justins big office holiday party and he took heather, who has to be the nicest girl. She pretended to be his girlfriend, drove out here, got dressed up, and they had a fine time, and her boyfriend was cool with that so it turned out to be an amusing situation. Now justin has to figure out a fake breakup story to tell his co-workers, i wish i knew a girl like that, thats the definition of a great friend. So after they got back we went out to a bar in fairfax and met up with a few people i knew and mostly justin and heathers mason friends, and got pretty loaded. I was nice enough to go up to this foreign dude and say hey pal you wanna put these jackets behind the bar, this worked out, though i felt like a horses ass when i found out that was the owner of the place.....classy, i thought he was the door man. We left the bar to go back to justins friends house to drink more, but some perfectly timed drama held us up enough to catch a ride to our place, i mean i did want to sleep in my own bed, and plus it was a zero chance i would have gotten any banderass. Halfway back i relaized i drunkenly left my card at the bar, so we had to go back and luckily i caught the bartender as they were closing up so i paid my tab, possibly tipped way too much, oh well. After the car ride got increasingly nauseating, i finally went over the edge when chris and sarah wanted to hit up the mcdonalds at an ass hour of the night/morning, however i decided to jump out at a red light, speedwalk home, and realize im locked out, so naturally i climbed a huge trash can and came/fell in through the kitchen window........i would give it a 7.3267, but i didnt stick the landing so well.
On to saturday night. I hung out for most of the day at the house watching sports, then drove over to my dads house in bethesda to visit. So i saw my dad, phyllis, catie, and michael. I checked out michaels new room per say, and my old room which is being re-done as well, then he showed me his new grand theft auto game, and checked out the new touchscreen gameboy. Then after my dad and phyllis went to a xmas party, I picked up some food for myself, catie, and michael, and then we watched cops for a tad. I received a call from katie, and somehow she manipulated multiple phone calls to get me, mike, and justin to go out to dc to meet her and missy, and it worked well cause we made it. It was nice to get free drinks, but the crowd at the upstairs bar was fucking nuts. Let me do a quick rundown, someone puked in the middle of everything, trashy people dancing on what i would hardly call some type of floor for dancing, some dude was basically disrobing himself, i got hit by someone trying to pop and lock in a seated position etc..............this was the night, which made it interesting i must say. Darren and antoine met up with us later, and i talked a lot of football loudly for a while. Then everyone left besides missy and katie, so i went home with them. Me and katie made burritos and had some mixed drinks, poor missy yaked and passed out, and i played with their evil cat margarita for a bit, even tried to crawl across the floor to sneak up, and she was on to my game, and i paid for it. I woke up to missy talking so loudly on her new phone in the morning, but it was funny, and even though it was almost noon i def. felt drunk. We went to starbucks in the morning, and i belive katie was blasting vintage whitley houston on the way back..........I wanna dance with somebody.
I made my way to my bedroom to try and eat some old pizza and nap for a bit, but that plan was foiled by multiple cell phone calls, which just hard for me to deal with. I woke up in the evening and watched with intrigue as justin and mike tried to put together the new home gym that justin baught, but this was fucked up by the fact that the basemant ceiling is too short, so now it in our way oversized kitchen....this way all the ladies can watch us work out, all day errrrrrrr day. Then the redskins lost a bullshit game tonight, so that really sucks.....must pay the refs i suippose, they cant catch a damn break. I guess the most interesting thing is that chris and sarahs papa johns cheese sticks got eaten last night, and it turned into drama, howver i didnt sleep here, but word is that chris and sarah may have downed them all so quick they forgot they had eaten them all or something, but i mean its shit food to begin with, and you just have to know them to appreciate the comedy. Lastly can we go back to saying christmas again, its too much to cater to others all the time, i have jewish relatives, and totally have nothing wrong with any of that or any other holiday celebration or religion, but along came the hilariously manufactured kwanzaa, and now its the "holiday" season, i miss when it was called christmas back in the day, but i also celebrate the jewish holidays with family....on a light scale, so im versatile, just a little old school. Seriously though,......who has ever even met someone who does kwanzaa, and i mean it starts the day after xmas, and uses a manaorah minus one candle.........hmmmmmmmm maybe the easter bunny gets into the action too???
Ugh, what a weekend, cant wait til friday.....im going to a festivus party.
Later.