For Sean and Duncan
You beauteous bobs of wonder
Thank you for your Vaseline jihad and the talcum
Snuffle up a gus
Who’d have thought you’d write 100 poems at 100 mph
While drunk on bobcat urine
You rat bastards
You wasabi creamsicles
Wagging your shaggy scythes at the sun
This must be why you goosed our glossalalia with
meow
meow
meow
You beauteous bobs of wonder
How you’ve grown from gentle Hindu Nosferatu
Into wooly mammoth musk snuffers
We’re stuck on you like a Velcro Hurricane
You beauteous bobs of wonder
You’ve given solace to glass eyed kittens
Danced with amputees and Christmas psychotics
You’ve been mana-tea baggers in a heartless aquarium
A Moose Jaw’s cerebellum
You will give birth to Jack Layton’s circumcised orange
You Blade Runner
You Extra Terrestrial
You Flamboyant Dark Crystal
You Burlesque Man Dancer
You Crazy Costumed Bear
Now with a cub of your own
You beauteous bobs of wonder
Thank you for being the glue sticks and drinking the whine
For wearing your sweaters and being a beetle free pine
Sturdy and dependable reliable as a watch
Here’s to the Gargle Bunny and the Sasquatch
Sean and Duncan, Duncan and Sean
with them at the helm nothing can go wrong
and if something does go wrong they work to fix it
Sean with his hairdo and Duncan with futuristic gadgets
we honor your efforts and thank you for your work
anyone who doesn’t is a loser and a jerk
you guys have put in selfless effort and time
in exchange all you get are these really dumb rhymes
but also know you have our greatest respect
especially Duncan, because he's taller than most of us by a full
neck
You beauteous bobs of wonder
Thank you for your Vaseline jihad and the talcum
Snuffle up a gus
Who’d have thought you’d write 100 poems at 100 mph
While drunk on bobcat urine
You rat bastards
You wasabi creamsicles
Wagging your shaggy scythes at the sun
This must be why you goosed our glossalalia with
meow
meow
meow
You beauteous bobs of wonder
How you’ve grown from gentle Hindu Nosferatu
Into wooly mammoth musk snuffers
We’re stuck on you like a Velcro Hurricane
You beauteous bobs of wonder
You’ve given solace to glass eyed kittens
Danced with amputees and Christmas psychotics
You’ve been mana-tea baggers in a heartless aquarium
A Moose Jaw’s cerebellum
You will give birth to Jack Layton’s circumcised orange
You Blade Runner
You Extra Terrestrial
You Flamboyant Dark Crystal
You Burlesque Man Dancer
You Crazy Costumed Bear
Now with a cub of your own
You beauteous bobs of wonder
Thank you for being the glue sticks and drinking the whine
For wearing your sweaters and being a beetle free pine
Sturdy and dependable reliable as a watch
Here’s to the Gargle Bunny and the Sasquatch
Sean and Duncan, Duncan and Sean
with them at the helm nothing can go wrong
and if something does go wrong they work to fix it
Sean with his hairdo and Duncan with futuristic gadgets
we honor your efforts and thank you for your work
anyone who doesn’t is a loser and a jerk
you guys have put in selfless effort and time
in exchange all you get are these really dumb rhymes
but also know you have our greatest respect
especially Duncan, because he's taller than most of us by a full
neck
You beauteous bobs of wonder