It just seems my luck that I wait forty years for a blind date, and my utterly clueless coworkers set me up with a woman so enamored of one Richard Bruce Cheney that she had reconstructive surgery to fashion herself into a 90-pound version of her hero. Oddly, this did not dawn on me instantly when she showed up at my cardboard excuse for a door ( Read more... )

I'm always making cracks about my infamous Star Wars/Xanadu slashfic, and finally wrote the general idea down for edincoat, so I figured I'd post here so you can all laugh at me ( Read more... )

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Handed down the web from darthlefty and rimrunner, it's Rabbit Hole Day, and I am always chasing rabbits ( Read more... )

I has a certificate.

I won NaNoWriMo '07.



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