Epic...
1. It's been a while.
2. I think Bill Maher is right that Obama needs to be more like Bush. Not in his policies, but in the way he gets his policies done. Stop being a pussy and just say "Fuck you, I'm doing this. Come along for the fucking ride." That's what G.W. did and he got shit done. It was the wrong shit 99% of the time, but it still got done. Obama could use some of that "Texas moron" hootspa. Grow a pair, Barack.
3. Golf rules.
4. Excited for Transformers. More excited for Public Enemies.
5. Iran...what a shitstorm...am I right?
6. I still love my iPhone even though it's newer "prettier" sister is coming out soon.
7. ONE POINT TWENTY-ONE GIGAWATTS!!!
8. If I could have my own My Little Pony her name would he Honey Tits and her ass would smell like fresh baked pie.
9. Elliot Smith: Tortured genius or heroin addicted weirdo? Discuss.
10. A little qualifier for #9, I love Elliot Smith.
11. The Southtown Avengers album, Big Night Out, is available now on iTunes and Amazon...and soon we'll have actual physical copies (how 1994 of us).
12. Kiefer Sutherland's first name means barrel-maker, forest-dweller, and glutton.
13. Happy birthday to The Ultimate Warrior, he is 50 today.
14. I'll leave you with this:
Listen to the cry of a woman in labor at the hour of giving birth - look at the dying man's struggle at his last extremity, and then tell me whether something that begins and ends thus could be intended for enjoyment.
--Søren Aabye Kierkegaard
Here's a pretty girl:
2. I think Bill Maher is right that Obama needs to be more like Bush. Not in his policies, but in the way he gets his policies done. Stop being a pussy and just say "Fuck you, I'm doing this. Come along for the fucking ride." That's what G.W. did and he got shit done. It was the wrong shit 99% of the time, but it still got done. Obama could use some of that "Texas moron" hootspa. Grow a pair, Barack.
3. Golf rules.
4. Excited for Transformers. More excited for Public Enemies.
5. Iran...what a shitstorm...am I right?
6. I still love my iPhone even though it's newer "prettier" sister is coming out soon.
7. ONE POINT TWENTY-ONE GIGAWATTS!!!
8. If I could have my own My Little Pony her name would he Honey Tits and her ass would smell like fresh baked pie.
9. Elliot Smith: Tortured genius or heroin addicted weirdo? Discuss.
10. A little qualifier for #9, I love Elliot Smith.
11. The Southtown Avengers album, Big Night Out, is available now on iTunes and Amazon...and soon we'll have actual physical copies (how 1994 of us).
12. Kiefer Sutherland's first name means barrel-maker, forest-dweller, and glutton.
13. Happy birthday to The Ultimate Warrior, he is 50 today.
14. I'll leave you with this:
Listen to the cry of a woman in labor at the hour of giving birth - look at the dying man's struggle at his last extremity, and then tell me whether something that begins and ends thus could be intended for enjoyment.
--Søren Aabye Kierkegaard
Here's a pretty girl: