I'm annoyed....
1. Why is this Sleepy Eye kid news? I don't give a shit. He has cancer, his mom doesn't want him to get chemo...I don't know...whatever. Let's see how she feels when he dies. Not that I want the kid to die, but he says he doesn't want chemo either. If they're that ignorant, fuck 'em. One less idiot (yes, I know that's harsh and he's only 12, but...what do you want me to do about it).
2. Fuck American Idol. It's glorified karaoke and most of the people who have come out of that show suck ass. Kelly Clarkson has some decent songs, and so does Carrie Underwood, other than that...no. Ruben "big fat black guy" Studdard? Who cares. Fuck that guy. Clay "I'm not gay, now I am, now I'm a dad and I'm still worse than Michael Bolten" Aiken? Who cares. Fuck that guy too. I can't even name anyone else who won that show. Did that one dude win a couple years ago...what was his name...ummm...grey haired guy...whatever, I don't care anymore. Fuck them all.
3. Dancing with the Stars. Seriously? In what world are people that I've never heard of like, Ty Murray and Melissa Rycroft stars? And seriously when was the last time David Alan Grier did anything star worthy? Oh yeah, never. Denise Richards? Please. I've never watched a single moment of this and I never will. X-list "celebrities" dancing doesn't interest me. (ps. Thank you google for names of people on this god awful show).
4. Flo Rida. Are you fucking serious?
5. Bad things happening to good people. Whatever. Life sucks, buy a fucking helmet.
6. Hayden Panettiere, Mandy Moore, Brea Grant, Cobie Smulders, Natalie Portman, Kiera Knightly, or any of the other really good looking famous girls who aren't my girlfriend. They can suck it.
7. Really good looking non-famous girls who are also not my girlfriend can suck it too.
8. Fuck Glenn Beck.
9. Who wants a moustache ride? Just let me know, and I'll grow a moustache.
10. Republicans who say they will fillibuster Obama's Supreme Court nomination are the same people who said that fillibustering Bush's picks was a terrible thing to do. I know all politicians are hypocrites and assholes (regardless of party affiliation or how "nice" they seem) but come on. Fuck politicians. They're all fucking douchebags. I think we should clear the house, the senate and the white house and start the fuck over. You've been in office before? Sorry, you can't come back.
That's all.
2. Fuck American Idol. It's glorified karaoke and most of the people who have come out of that show suck ass. Kelly Clarkson has some decent songs, and so does Carrie Underwood, other than that...no. Ruben "big fat black guy" Studdard? Who cares. Fuck that guy. Clay "I'm not gay, now I am, now I'm a dad and I'm still worse than Michael Bolten" Aiken? Who cares. Fuck that guy too. I can't even name anyone else who won that show. Did that one dude win a couple years ago...what was his name...ummm...grey haired guy...whatever, I don't care anymore. Fuck them all.
3. Dancing with the Stars. Seriously? In what world are people that I've never heard of like, Ty Murray and Melissa Rycroft stars? And seriously when was the last time David Alan Grier did anything star worthy? Oh yeah, never. Denise Richards? Please. I've never watched a single moment of this and I never will. X-list "celebrities" dancing doesn't interest me. (ps. Thank you google for names of people on this god awful show).
4. Flo Rida. Are you fucking serious?
5. Bad things happening to good people. Whatever. Life sucks, buy a fucking helmet.
6. Hayden Panettiere, Mandy Moore, Brea Grant, Cobie Smulders, Natalie Portman, Kiera Knightly, or any of the other really good looking famous girls who aren't my girlfriend. They can suck it.
7. Really good looking non-famous girls who are also not my girlfriend can suck it too.
8. Fuck Glenn Beck.
9. Who wants a moustache ride? Just let me know, and I'll grow a moustache.
10. Republicans who say they will fillibuster Obama's Supreme Court nomination are the same people who said that fillibustering Bush's picks was a terrible thing to do. I know all politicians are hypocrites and assholes (regardless of party affiliation or how "nice" they seem) but come on. Fuck politicians. They're all fucking douchebags. I think we should clear the house, the senate and the white house and start the fuck over. You've been in office before? Sorry, you can't come back.
That's all.