VEGAS!!!
I went to Vegas. It was fun. Carl hurt me...twice. No one (that I know of) got laid. Money was lost, fun was had, and sluts were viewed. Haufbrauhaus = good food, bad service. Seafood buffet at the Rio = 3 hours of awesomeness. Roulette and blackjack at the El Cortez = Killer time. The Golden Nugget = Good place to set up shop. The Tank (The Nugget's pool) = Awesome place to relax, drink margaritas, and look at super hot chicks in bikinis. You mom = missed me.
That's all I got.
That's all I got.