And a big thanks to the Creationists for helping to uphold the teaching of evolution

Bonus: Now they have to teach the kids exactly what a "theory" is, also.

I'm sure everyone's as pleased as I am that Uno, a 15 inch Beagle, became the first of his breed to win at Westminster last night.

But, then, I follow the dog show like it's the Super Bowl.

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Florida has The worst social services department in the nation

This comes after the events of We Are Dad and the debacle with the old lady and the zipties (couldn't find a link, a while back this elderly lady was arrested after the police discovered she had more than 20 adopted children tied up in her house, stewing in their own filth, while she ( Read more... )

Here he is blowing the fuck out of things with Conan O'Brien:

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Apparently, he's not the new Captain America

I know I'm in class right now, but I'm representing my Wi-Fi to its fullest potential.

Further, I know this belongs on searchforsigns. I'll post there later.

But for those who care, here's a play by play of Bush's last State of the Union Address, compared to President Camacho's State of the Union address.

2008 vs. 2505

Phags for Phelps

"I'd much prefer to have the in your face, truthful hatred of my family toward gays than the equivocating, hair-splitting justifications of so many in the mainstream who mask their prejudice with cute little sayings like "love the sinner, hate the sin" while they behave with hatred and prejudice by even defining it as sin."-Nate ( Read more... )

Heath Ledger has passed away at the age of 28.

And just in time to distract us from our failing economy, a disturbingly bloody conflict in the Middle East, and the ridiculous beauty pageant called the presidential election.

Let's not be crass, Monkey. Human life, yada yada.

Lets review, shall we?

• Heath Ledger: 28
• Jim Morrison: 28
• Janis Joplin ( Read more... )

It's sad to see that journalists across the pond have even less respect for their figureheads, as we can see by BBC 4's denial of Princes William and Harry's request that they not broadcast the crash footage from their mother's accident"If it were your...mother dying in that tunnel, would we want the scene broadcast to the nation? Indeed, would the ( Read more... )