Monkees Survivor chapter 1: the beginning
Title: Monkees Survivor
Author: DavyJones669
Genre: Romance/Humor/COMPLETE CRACK
Rating: Will vary by chapter. This chapter contains some vulgar language
Warnings for this chapter: Language,
Pairing: none yet.
Summery: The Monkees and a group of friends get sucked into playing Survivor...
Disclaimer: Rosie belongs to
mercury_diva , Ryo belongs to
jrock_vampire and any other characters are mine or friends whom do not have accounts. I also do not own any other character used in this fic that is a real character.
Author's Warning: This fic is pure crack. It contains crossovers, Mary Sue bashing, pervertedness, fighting almost anything Crack basically. If this sort of thing does NOT interest you, I ask you not read this.
Author's Note: I need people to read and review this! As my readers, I will need you to vote people off! I do not want anyone to be insulted by whom gets voted off so please be kind in the offset! I have never written anything like this before in the syle I've written it. I also typed this at 9 in the morning because I am leaving for New York tomorrow and won't be back till late Monday. So I won't be able to update till then. I also just pulled this chapter out of my arse. I'm curious to know what you guys think. If there is anything you feel I should change, please tell me!! I am trying very hard to put as much humor in this as possible while still maintaining the characteristics of the characters. I'm trying to keep personality in character!!
Thank you and happy reading friends!
Edit: I've added more description to the characters so you can know what they look like.
It was a fairly normal day. The Monkees and a few friends of theirs were sitting around their beach house, obviously bored out of their minds. They had done everything they could think of that day, and were not in a stage of "well what the shit am I supposed to do now?".
But before we get anymore into description, lets take a look at whom we are dealing with.
First, we have Michael Nesmith. The man from Texas. Leader if the pack. Very tough to break. He gets into fights with some of the girls a bit.
Then we’ve got Peter Tork. The dimwitted one who ends himself in trouble because of his stupidity at times. Though, as odd as it seems, his stupidity gets him and his friends out of trouble. He’s cute, adorable and vulnerable. Though he is very good at playing music.
Next, we’ve got Davy Jones. A ladies man. The cute one with the tambourine or maracas. He’s British and short. He gets himself in trouble with all the romances he has formed.
Last, we have Micky Dolenz. The sexy drummer. The one people dream about licking. He’s funny and knows how to make people happy when their feeling down. He digs chicks almost as much as Davy though he doesn’t fall for as many ladies.
That concludes the group. Next we’ve got their friends. How they met, we may never know, but its important we know a bit about them.
Our first lady is named Lexi Rigo. She’s an inch smaller than Davy, loud, crazy and obnoxious. She has a mad obsession with Davy and Micky. Though she flirts with anything. She likes to sing and draw though she’s not very good at it. She defiantly has ADHD. She's only 5'2, not exactly skinny in the least bit with short orange/blond look to her hair and honey brown eyes. She's got a tattoo on her ankle. She's 18
Our second lady is Ryo Zamora. She’s smaller than Lexi, and always has her hair a fun color. She loves Peter and Mike. She can get sort of crazy as well, though not as bad as Lexi. She’s shy if she’s around people she doesn’t know. She's 4'9 with a lean body. Her hair is brown right now and she has bright blue eyes. She's 18 as well.
The next lady is Rosie Belle Tyler. She’s very...feisty. She will do almost anything to get what she wants and seems to favor flirting with Micky. Her and Lexi have gotten it into the past quite a bit, though always end up making up in the end. Her mouth can get her in some trouble, but also out. She's blonde and her hair reaches her elbows. She's got blue/grey eyes and is 5'8.She's 20
Then there’s Lydia Thomas. She can be quite crazy and dim witted as well. Her and Lexi seem to get along perfectly. She can be quiet, but normally, in a group, she won’t keep her mouth shut. She also seems to favor Micky, though she flirts with anything as well. She’s got a lovely voice. She is about 5'3 with grey eyes and long brown hair. She is 17 years old
Last we have Ronnie Sways. She’s a HUGE flirt and perverted to the core. She is very outgoing and doesn’t hold back on what she thinks. She works best with Lydia, Lexi and Micky.((though it would seem she favors flirting with Peter more than anything))She has brown hair with red in it and deep brown eyes. She's 5'6 and 19.
There is our cast. Let us go back to what they were doing before hand.
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Ryo stood up and frowned. "Guys...this is boring."
"There isn’t much else we can do." Rosie looked at her, tossing her long blonde hair over her shoulders.
"We should think of something..." Ryo sighed.
"Wanna listen to us play?" Micky asked.
"We’ve already done that." Rosie sighed. "And while I normally love hearing you guys play, I’m not in the mood."
"We need a change of pace..." Mike drawled looking out the window.
"OH!! GUYS!! I MET A GUY ON THE BEACH TODAY!!" Lexi flailed from her spot on the couch.
Everyones eyes turned to her in annoyance.
"Who could it be this time Lexi?" Ronnie asked.
"I dunno. He sparkled and told me that if we were bored we could call him and he would arrange something for us." Lexi smiled taking a card from her back pocket.
Mike took the card and looked at it. "Carlisle Cullen?"
All of a sudden there was a big POOF and a beautiful man with blond hair was in the room. "You called?" he asked in a sexy sort of accent that wasn’t quite British.
The group stared at him and he turned and looked at Lexi. "You were the girl I met at the beach."
"Yeah!! So what can we do?" Lexi demanded.
"You guys are going to partake in Survivor." Carlisle says grinning slightly.
"Survivor?" Davy speaks up. "Wha’s that?"
"It’s a reality show, or in this case fic, where you all get to partake in tasks and will proceed to be voted off until there is only one of you left." Carlisle explained.
"Well whats the prize?" Rosie asks.
"A very large sum of money I promise you."Carlisle smiled and kissed her hand. "Especially for a lovely lady such as yourself."
Rosie yanked her hand away. "Hey! Hands of sparkly dude!"
He turned back to the group. "Are you all in?"
They looked at each other, shifting nervously a bit so Mike spoke up again. "We’d like to know more about this."
Carlisle nodded. "Alright fine." He cleared his throat and began to speak again. "Basically, I am locking you up here in your beach house. The only time you are allowed out, is when you are completing a task or when you have earned the freedom. You will be divided into 2 teams. But because there is not enough of you to do that, I’ve thought ahead and brought someone along." He snapped his fingers and a girl with long, flowing purple hair showed up. "This is Mary Sue. She’ll be joining you all." She walked over to the rest of the group and all the guys eyes and Lexi’s eyes were focused on her beauty. They had never seen a creature so beautiful before. The long, flowing purple hair, the thin body with large breasts...she was downright perfect!
Carlisle cleared his throat again. "Now. I’ve thought of the teams and will put you in them now. Mike, Davy, Lexi, Ronnie and Mary Sue. You will be on one team. Peter, Micky, Lydia, Ryo and Rosie, you will be on the other. It will be up to you guys to come up with the names. Once you have finished, come outside to the campfire and we will discuss them alright?"
He disappeared.
"THAT DICK DISTRACTED US FROM HEARING THE REST OF HOW TO PLAY!" Lexi snarled.
"Calm down Lexi. We’ll play his little game. Nothing is going to change between us after this." Mike said.
"This is weird." Lydia spoke. "I don’t like it."
"Yeah me either fellas." Peter frowned. "What if it’s a trap or something?"
"Its just a game you guys." Mary Sue sat herself down and spread herself out.
"You would know." Rosie hissed.
"Why don’t we just play it?" Lydia asked. "I mean, what could we hurt?"
"Yeah" Ryo agreed. "Were all friends here...so...why not?"
"Alright! Lets decide on team names then!" Micky grinned. "I say we should be called the Dirty Rats!"
"No." Lydia crossed her arms.
"How about the Peaceful team?" Peter smiled.
"No." Micky, Lydia, Ryo and Rosie all said at once.
Peter pouted and Rosie spoke up. "Why don’t we call ourselves something like RolymicPeryo?"
"Because its complicated and almost impossible to pronounce!" Micky said matter-of-factly.
The group groaned.
Meanwhile, Mike’s team, was having just as big an issue. None of their ideas were good. Mike was going crazy because Lexi and Ronnie wouldn’t shut up.
"We should just call ourselves Team Brain Damage." Davy muttered under his breath.
"Lets do it." Mike said. "Alright girls we got a name."
Lexi and Ronnie looked up from their current argument of being "Team Taco" and "Team Sex on Wheels.". Mary Sue looked up from her spot. "And whats that?"
"Team Brain Damage." Mike and Davy said together.
"WHAT!!?" Lexi and Ronnie exclaimed.
"Thats mean!" Lexi pouted.
"Well its true. Me and Davy and Mary Sue are probably the only sane ones on this team." Mike said.
"Fine! You stupid Texan meanie head!" Lexi dropped herself to the ground and pouted.
Back over to the other team, they had finally decided on calling themselves ‘"Team Super Mega Optimus Prime Amazing Awesome." TSMOPAA for short.
They gathered at the said campfire and looked at each other before Carlisle spoke up. "So you guys have chosen team names?"
"Yes. Were Team Brain Damage." Davy said.
"And were Team Super Mega Optimus Prime Amazing Awesome." Rosie said.
"Alright." Carlisle nodded. "I’ve casted a charm on the house. Once you go in, you are not coming out till the first task. You’ve got food stalked and everything so you should have no problems. See you in the morning."
And with that he was gone and the teams headed inside, not knowing the crazy tasks that awaited them.