LEGEND OF MAYFIELD IV: The Piped Patio Pruning Party!

[monk_of_keyfu]

[ACTION - A (Anywhere in Mayfield, Moring/Afternoon, OPEN TO ALL)]

[Getting into the wintery time of the year can lead to problems with the plumbing! Whatever trouble you might be having in your household, it's a good thing that Mayfield has people in the city who've been assigned to be plumbers. Right?]

[So you shouldn't be too surprised to find

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[distortits]

[Her face when]

...what?

FROOSH

[monk_of_keyfu]

You call for the comfort of sound sanitation, and I have arrived! Show me the source of your sewage-seeping sorrows!

[Another martial arts kata. Now he's standing on one foot.]

adjfdlf oh gosh XD

[distortits]

Um...

[Sigh.]

I'm sorry, but I think you have the wrong house? I mean, the pipes here are working just fine.

:D

[monk_of_keyfu]

[Key-Fu doesn't move out of that kata. He almost looks like he's frozen completely for the whole of a beat.]

[Then his head snaps to the left.]

[And then to the right.]

[Then he looks back at Fujino.]

Curses! It appears Captain Kirk has bested me in riding the albatross!

[distortits]

...[s t a r e]

What?

[monk_of_keyfu]

[Finally he gets out of that silly kata pose.]

The lodestone of my frontal lobe has lost its way! I am adrift in an ocean of mailboxes!