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Introduction…
1.Your real name: Monique Elizabeth Cariddi
2. Friends call you: MoniQ Mo Monique_wa Steak Hooch etc.
3. What your boy/girlfriend calls you: my last boyfriend called me Mo and baby
4. What name would you rather have?: anything. my name is a black girls name. last time i checked i wasnt black.
5. What are the ugliest names you can think of?: Beau
6. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?:
7. What would you name your kids?: Coco Chanel, Connor, Kelly, Kendall
8. What would you name a ship if you built one?: ween for life
9. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: A day in the life of Monique
Have you ever...
10. Thrown up in public?: no gross
11. Eaten or drank anything spoiled? yes. i vomed. everywhere.
12. Had a rip in your pants that you didn't know about?: i wear pants with holes all the time. i dont care.
13. Tripped while checking someone out?: no. thatd be awful
14. Had to pay for something you broke?: no
15. Nearly drowned?: once.
16. Passed out?: nope
17. Had a crush on someone?: yes
18. Been stuck in the rain?: yes
19. Caught people having sex?: ewah
20. Fallen asleep while driving?: no license no drive.
21. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: no
22. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: no
23. Made a wish that came true?: no
Complete the sentence...
24. I once had a dream: that Paris Hilton was my best friend.
25. I'm only racist towards: Asians.
26. I don't even know why I'm: not cool
27. I'd give anything to have sex with: Ashton Kutcher
28. Nothing sucks more than having to: fall in front in public.
29. If I had six bucks, I'd buy: your lovin’
30. It's hot. I should take off my: shirt
31. It's always more fun if you: have someone to hookup with=*
32. You can't eat steak without: me
What would you do if...
33. A dirty old man at the airport slapped your ass?: be like you love it and brag to my friends.
34. Somebody was about to steal your car?: scream
35. You woke up with a billion spiders crawling all over you?: piss my mother fucking pants.
36. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: be like mmm mm and point to whoever was next to me.
37. You kiss someone and then you find out they have oral herpes?: vom, wash my mouth out times 4379642943563906430 and than kick there bumbum
38. You had three wishes?: world peace big boobs coolness
39. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be legalized?: STEALING lol jk mmm…drinking.
40. Britney Spears came to your door and asked for jumper cables?: scream OMG I LOVE YOU!
41. You had a time machine?: go forward and see how awesome I turned out.
42. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: ahhh probably have a reality show and have it follow me around…kinda like REAL WORLD
Would you rather...
43. Find the cure for cancer or the cure for AIDS?: aids
44. Have the power to fly or the power to teleport?: flyy
45. Have the power to see the future or the power to record your dreams?: furturee
46. Be really skinny or really fat?: REALLY skinny
47. Lost in a forest or stuck in a box?: lost in a forest
48. Be in a drama movie or a comedy?: either.
49. Be in a hip-hop video or a rock video?: hip hop so I can dance dance dance
50. Have your birthday on Christmas Day or February 29th?: feb. 29
51. Live in the sewer or Afghanistan?: Afghanistan
52. Be in a mental institution or a penitentiary?: mental institution
53. Snow board or hang glide?: snow board.
54. Be a ninja or a pirate?: Ninja
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following?
55. Courage: cowardly lion
56. Driver: fat guy
57. Yoga: flexible
58. Bakery: CAKE
59. Roach: dirrrtya
60. Mushroom: pooop
61. Sprung: sayyy what
62. Exotic: halleluiah
63. Pythagorean: Ms. Zocci.
Miscellaneous
64. What is your definition of love?: attraction between two people.
65. Three words to describe you: stupid fat bitch
66. What is a secret that no one knows about you?: im NOT falling for that.
67. Who is your worst enemy?: Steph Wright.
68. Who is the last person you kissed?: Jed wtf lmao