Gotta take the bad with the good.
The left side of my jaw has been hurting the last few days. I've think I've been grinding my teeth at night. Stress. I think it started when we were dealing with that flake realtor. BTW we decided it was in our best interest to not get that house.
I went to see Dr. Scales yesterday. My right eye looks great. It's clear. I don't have to see him again for 6 months. Today sucked. I had to see Dr. Kempf. My wrists have begun hurting again so I had to get injections in both. It hurt so much worse this time than it did back in Sept. He had to stick me twice in each wrist because both first times he hit the nerve. The right hand hurt like a sonofa...
And then I had to get blood work done. I have to go back Monday for another bone density test since I'm in menopause. Yep. 32 and in menopause. Most woman would be happy but my OB pput me back on the pillfor the estrogen which means I gained 5lbs and I still get my period. Can't have kids but still have the pleasure of Aunt Flo visiting every month. Ugh.
I can only find one of my wrist braces so the other one has an Ace bandage on it. My wrists/hands hurt so I will stop typing. Here is a funny email my sister sent me. I thought I would share. Whether you have kids or not it's funny, and it's not just about boys (as I recall similar incidents from my childhood).
a) For those with no children - this is totally hysterical!
b) For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.
c) For those who have children this age, this is not funny.
d) For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
e) For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.
The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas...Things
I've learned from my Boys (honest and not kidding):
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot
house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceing fan, the motor is not strong
enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When
using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit
by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already
too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year
old boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still
can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials
show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not
like ovens.
20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms
dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.
25.) Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or
without kids.
I went to see Dr. Scales yesterday. My right eye looks great. It's clear. I don't have to see him again for 6 months. Today sucked. I had to see Dr. Kempf. My wrists have begun hurting again so I had to get injections in both. It hurt so much worse this time than it did back in Sept. He had to stick me twice in each wrist because both first times he hit the nerve. The right hand hurt like a sonofa...
And then I had to get blood work done. I have to go back Monday for another bone density test since I'm in menopause. Yep. 32 and in menopause. Most woman would be happy but my OB pput me back on the pillfor the estrogen which means I gained 5lbs and I still get my period. Can't have kids but still have the pleasure of Aunt Flo visiting every month. Ugh.
I can only find one of my wrist braces so the other one has an Ace bandage on it. My wrists/hands hurt so I will stop typing. Here is a funny email my sister sent me. I thought I would share. Whether you have kids or not it's funny, and it's not just about boys (as I recall similar incidents from my childhood).
a) For those with no children - this is totally hysterical!
b) For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.
c) For those who have children this age, this is not funny.
d) For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
e) For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.
The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas...Things
I've learned from my Boys (honest and not kidding):
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot
house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceing fan, the motor is not strong
enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When
using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit
by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already
too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year
old boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still
can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials
show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not
like ovens.
20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms
dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.
25.) Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or
without kids.