Comments | monimala: When did Jesus grow tentacles?

monimala

When did Jesus grow tentacles?

Oct 15, 2006 13:38

I am just starting to find my equilibrium after being a stressed-out, insane, depressed wreck since July or so ( Read more... )

Comments 13

thelana October 15 2006, 17:46:32 UTC

>>And, dammit, I have to ask: does the tentacle do the raping or does it get raped?

*opens mouth to answer*
*realizes that question was probably rethorical*

monimala October 15 2006, 18:29:18 UTC

It's MOSTLY rhetorical and partially not. LOL.

erinya October 15 2006, 18:23:22 UTC

Oh my god! Scottswife had me laughing out loud--at work, no less--trying to keep to a discreet snort, but...WOW. That's a special kind of crazy. "I've accepted Scott into my heart and soul the way other people take Jesus! My kids call him daddy! I have developed my own religion OMG OPPRESSION!" Best wank EVER...

I'm sure Satan would be the one with the tentacles. And, because you had to ask: it's the tentacles that do the raping. Damn you PotC fandom, why have you taught me this?

monimala October 15 2006, 18:30:48 UTC

POTC fandom IS the one who kept bandying the term about all summer, thanks to Davy Jones. Which is why I thought it was so weird to see it pop up in relation to Jesus. Methinks Mrs. Summers has bigger problems than being married to a fictional mutant with laser eyes.

erinya October 15 2006, 18:51:19 UTC

If she's not a troll. I really hope she's a troll for the sake of her supposed children. No one could really be that crazy in real life, could they? Could they?

*sigh* Sadly, I expect they could.

monimala October 15 2006, 19:24:27 UTC

This is fandom, of COURSE they could be that crazy in real life!

juleskicks October 15 2006, 18:30:50 UTC

It'd be a lot funnier if I weren't worried about her kids, mostly. I mean, mostly it seems like a harmless quirk, and these kids will probably get good stories out of it if they grow up otherwise healthy, but yeeesh.

But yes. Oh my god, I'm just like 'this has to be a troll, it has to be'.

monimala October 15 2006, 19:22:40 UTC

Yeah, if it's not a troll, then I'd definitely be worried for those children. It's probably something the school system would catch pretty quickly, though.

popgurlie October 15 2006, 18:57:46 UTC

ha! i came across the scottswife thing last night and was so amused... and absolutely capitvated by the insanity. her kids call him "daddy"!

monimala October 15 2006, 19:23:43 UTC

Those poor children. Can't you picture them staring longingly at panels of X-Men comic books, wondering why Daddy is all pencils and inks when they, themselves, are flesh and blood?

popgurlie October 15 2006, 20:00:56 UTC

and did you see this chick: http://mrs-sephiroth.livejournal.com/profile

oh my, with the boggle.

and i have to agree, the tentacles would do the raping...

monimala October 15 2006, 21:20:17 UTC

Oh, lord almighty. Mrs. Sephiroth? *snerk* That doesn't even sound right and then you click and you shake your head and, yep, it ain't right. On SO many levels.

I don't know why the phrase "tentacle rape" is cracking me up so much. I mean, it's not like I'd look at the phrase "anal rape" and wonder if the anus was doing the raping. Or maybe I would...

Fandom is a frightening, frightening place.

havemy_heart October 16 2006, 03:19:52 UTC

*headdesk*

There are some fucked up people out there. Sheesh!