When did Jesus grow tentacles?
I am just starting to find my equilibrium after being a stressed-out, insane, depressed wreck since July or so.
And my parents informed me they want to visit next month.
Great. There goes all my emotional progress.
On the bright side, I'm sitting around in my pajamas doing absolutely nothing (maybe in a couple hours I will grocery shop) and have decided to entertain myself reading Fandom Wank and Bad Penny.
Dude, forget the Ms. Scribe "fauxpology" that's making the rounds in BP. The X-Men wank at F_W about some woman claiming to have soulbonded and married Cyclops is the FUNNIEST THING EVER. I'm practically crying with laughter. Like, seriously. She's so horribly offended that people write Scott however they please that she actually asks, "How would Christians feel if they read Satan/Jesus tenticle rape?"
Okay, I'm not Christian, Folks, but I'm pretty sure neither Satan nor Jesus had tentacles. Over in Hinduism, we've got some multiple arm action (and wouldn't THAT make for interesting blasphemous smut...Lord Vishnu, the One Man Orgy), but tentacles?!? That's a new one. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Octopus?
And, dammit, I have to ask: does the tentacle do the raping or does it get raped?
And my parents informed me they want to visit next month.
Great. There goes all my emotional progress.
On the bright side, I'm sitting around in my pajamas doing absolutely nothing (maybe in a couple hours I will grocery shop) and have decided to entertain myself reading Fandom Wank and Bad Penny.
Dude, forget the Ms. Scribe "fauxpology" that's making the rounds in BP. The X-Men wank at F_W about some woman claiming to have soulbonded and married Cyclops is the FUNNIEST THING EVER. I'm practically crying with laughter. Like, seriously. She's so horribly offended that people write Scott however they please that she actually asks, "How would Christians feel if they read Satan/Jesus tenticle rape?"
Okay, I'm not Christian, Folks, but I'm pretty sure neither Satan nor Jesus had tentacles. Over in Hinduism, we've got some multiple arm action (and wouldn't THAT make for interesting blasphemous smut...Lord Vishnu, the One Man Orgy), but tentacles?!? That's a new one. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Octopus?
And, dammit, I have to ask: does the tentacle do the raping or does it get raped?