ur so cool! updation

[mongooseisapimp]

ahem super size super size the american way *cough cough* no we can't do an updation of this...this is retarded...faraaz is so hot i'd definitely hit that ::laughs, makes weirder face:: wth youre such a loser no i dont get it ....hitch is to die for especially when the old lady and the girl's best friend get together in the end ::sweeps her off her feet:: and there were many other funny parts to it...
I. Funny parts of Hitch
- edited by mongoose and pimp
A. when Sara comes 90 and the guy comes ten
- the universe collapses and a solar eclipse occurs
B. when faraaz dances on the street and gets run over by a car
- the end
- not really
-haha so funny must...stop...typinlkajdf
C. when Sara nods her head in the romantic scene and breaks out into rap
-background song: pretty ponies by tupac
D. When faraaz is stuttering and the girl says " I love you too" and walks away and bumps into a pole
E. When the rich girl (esta muy ALEGRAAAA) exchanges her nose for the nerd's lips
F. um and much more...
G. oh yea and when hitch dies and his girlfriend brings him back to life with voo doo at the funeral except he comes back looking like faraaz so she kills him again

soon to come...our consciences looking over us...we need lives

i dont think we laughed enough tonight at the theater...

PS please love and respect faraaz...it is human after all...just like napolean in the french revolution against hitler