Declaration of Independence...and then some

Feb 05, 2005 01:03

Dear fellow colonists,
We are writing to you in aspiration that this war can be concluded once and for all. Rumors have been spread that Mr. Cummings is to sign the declaration on this fourth of July, 1776, and we would like a second on that motion. We hope that we will finally be able to break free from England and then pass the AP test with flying colors, preferrably those that originate from a distortion of light refferred to as a rainbow.
Taxation without representation is unjust...Give us liberty or give us mongoose! (Faraaz will do if there is an insufficient supply of the previous listing)

sup homes, we're old to this new technology called the livejournal...so yea

and now, a flashback into the future...
(names and places have been changed for the protection of

mongoose: hi faraaz
mongoose: i love u
mongoose: ur so hott
faraaz: your not mongoose
mongoose: ya it is
mongoose: but seriously<>:o:-( i do
mongoose: so how are you
faraaz: i seriously think your not mongoose
mongoose: i seriously think i am
mongoose): why dont you think i am?
faraaz: what place did you get in league finals. answer that
mongoose: never
mongoose: i refuse to talk about it
faraaz: see your not mongoose
mongoose: of course i am
mongoose: but ur not faraaz'
mongoose: !!!!
mongoose: <>:o
mongoose: wut place did u get in if you are faraaz....
mongoose: i bet u cant answer that one!!!
faraaz: 10
mongoose: no
mongoose: ur lying
faraaz: i know mongoose will never say any of those things
mongoose: of course i would
mongoose: then i guess u dont really know mongoose....er me
faraaz: this just sounds a little suspicious
mongoose: no not really
mongoose: ok i can prove im mongoose
mongoose: i have 6 toes...my right buttcheek is shaped like a star...my ex boyfriend bob the gorilla thought i was sexy...but then agen he was blind...ill always love jim!
mongoose): why is faraaz on so late
mongoose: he usually goes to bed at 8
mongoose: isnt it past his bedtime????
faraaz: no school what about you impostor
mongoose: im a wat?
mongoose: i cant hear u
mongoose): speak up
mongoose: loud and prous
mongoose: *proud
mongoose: IMPOSTERRR
mongoose: *gasps*
mongoose: no way jose
mongoose: im insulted
mongoose: like salt and pepper together..as one
faraaz: wow your really type fast
mongoose: no
mongoose: ur just slow
mongoose: SLOWPOKEE!!
faraaz: i'm just wondering whats going on
mongoose: are you?
mongoose: are you!!!???
mongoose: cmon
mongoose): the little toaster that could
faraaz: hahaha
mongoose: nu uhh
mongoose: not funny
mongoose: im serious;-)
mongoose): ur laufin at my true emotions
mongoose: WHY DONT U LIKE ME??!!!
faraaz: i just wish i know you are really mongoose or not
mongoose): no i am
mongoose: ((not))
mongoose: no
mongoose: i AM
mongoose: ahhaa
faraaz): this is one wearied conversation
mongoose: much more interesting then our other ones
faraaz: you are arguing with yourself pretty much
mongoose: no!!!
mongoose: yes
mongoose: nuh uh
mongoose): yu huh
mongoose: stop
mongoose: no u stop!
faraaz: if you are mongoose call my phone
mongoose: never
mongoose: ok give me ur #*wink*
faraaz: what?
mongoose: number
mongoose: homie
mongoose: g
mongoose: dawg
mongoose: of
mongoose: the
mongoose: phoneizzle
faraaz: this sounds like something beaver would say
mongoose: beaver?
mongoose: or beaver bob?
faraaz: you are being really silly aren't you
mongoose: no im bein serious
mongoose): u dont...
mongoose: understand me
mongoose: ?
mongoose: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????//
faraaz): well i am going to bed. i wish i know if where really mongoose. nice talking to you bye
mongoose): wait
mongoose: i love you tho
mongoose: dont leave me
faraaz signed off at 10:49:55 PM.

mongoose: nooon0oo
mongoose: noooonooon0oo
mongoose: noooonooon0oo
mongoose: noooonooon0oo
mongoose: noooonooon0oo
mongoose): noooonooon0oo
mongoose: noooonooon0oo
mongoose: noooonooon0oo
mongoose: btw this was guineazilla not mongoose the whole time but u signed off so ull nvr know! haha maybe if u stayed on later, u wouldve known..so shame on u! ponies are disgraced by you....yelling wont help, and u are on cross country so run away young one and do not be an imposter ever!! u hear me....EVER!!! mwahahaha...nice talking to you too!!!

please love AND respect faraaz!
comment! we ARE desparate!
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