What is your current favorite ship? - Ahm, Dragon Age playthrough, my Dalish and Alistair. What orichar's don't count. Okay. Um. Ummmm. Jack/The Doctor Spike/Buffy. I'm gonna stick with that one for now.
What was your very first ship? - The first ship that I called a ship was the Rocketship. :x GO TEAM ROCKET! ...... The earliest thing I could track down SEEMS to be the Care Bears movie - Christie and Dark Heart. Or maybe The Beast/Belle. Or. I dunno.
A pairing that needs to happen now? - I'm pretty chill, right now. Nothing too urgent. :P Nothing too urgent that's beyond my control, anyhow.
The pairing with the most chemistry? - ..... Spike/Buffy? Or. Xander/Anya... um... The Doctor/Rose. I'm ignoring Dragon Age intentionally, here.
The pairing with the least chemistry? - ........ Roy Mustang/Alphonse Elric...? Any number of awkward but fucking sexy as hell FF:X pairs... some involving shota... OH! NO! I'VE GOT IT! >:3 Detective Gumshoe/Franziska Von Karma. ... ... ... I blame doujinshi.
The best kiss? - Pure kiss? - :x Willow Rosenberg/Tara Maclay. They almost make me cry.
The most heartbreaking scene? - I'm assuming we're talking shipping, still? Can I just go for Track 5 of Ludo's Broken Bride album? No? Hmm. Well, then. I can't think of the heartbreaking romance scenes right now.
The pairing with the most baggage? - Broken record time. Spike/Buffy.
The most believable relationship? - The most real ones to me are usually the ones where they don't see eye to eye, the ones where they spend half their time arguing. Much like Church/Tex do, but to a less homicidal extent.
Why aren't these two married in real life? - Real life.... people? I dunno.
What is your dream pairing? - Um. :x Hmm.... Hard to say, I love too many different pairs for too many different reasons. My preferred depends on my mood at the time. I'm gonna say right now in my current frame of mind I'm liking Auron/Rikku, FF:X.
Who had the best wedding? - Wedding...? What's that now?
What is your favorite television pairing? - We did talk about Spike/Buffy? The Doctor/Rose? Those are the biggies right now. For the hell of it, let's throw in Doctor/Seven of Nine Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix One... it's one of the pairs I'll always, always believe in, to the end of time.
What is your favorite book pairing? - I... books? what? who? :x ugh, fine. Draco Malfoy/Ginny Weasley. Dubcon at best.
What is your favorite real life pairing? - I don't have real life pairings. I don't know enough about the real actors. If you MAKE me pick one, the best chemistry I ever saw was Zac Efron/Nikki Blonsky. But that also always seemed one-sided.
What is the absolute worst pairing? - Worst......? um..... basically anything that belongs to awful shows. Yup.
A pairing you thought would never work out, but did? - I... in canon? Mine don't go into canon very often.
What is the cutest pairing? - I don't usually do cute, either. Honestly, the cutest pairs I can think of all include original characters. And right now, Eugene/Nellie are winning the prize. BUT OKAY. You want canon character cuteship? Let's go Nephlite/Molly.
A pairing you've rooted for since the beginning? - Ummmmm..... Again, not something that happens often.... Really can't think of a one, here.
The "can't stand the sexual tension anymore" pairing? - ....... Zuko/Azula. I'm going for it. Yup. If you want a less crazy one... SPIKE/BUFFY.
A pairing you like and no one else understands why? - .... My may/decembers are honestly looked at with more confusion than anything else. Auron/Rikku wut? Bill/Zoey WUT? OH OH RETCON! That's my "never thought it would happen but did" moment! THE COMIC MADE ME A HAPPY MONDAI!
A pairing you hate and no one else understands why? - Uhmmmm.... OH! Cloud/Aeris. Because THEY'RE BOTH LYING TO THEMSELVES.
A crazy love triangle/quadrilateral that worked out great? - Pffffff, this never ends well.
A crazy love triangle/quadrilateral that worked out badly? - Basically any that was ever attempted.
A pairing that was/would-be adorable, but could never work out? - Ohhhh, these too exist. But I cannot think of them.
A pairing that you hated and ended up loving? - I am very stubborn.
A pairing that you loved and ended up hating? - Thirteen/Foreman! I wanted it to happen. I WANTED IT TO HAPPEN. It was gross.
A pairing that you will never understand? - I don't understand it, I push it from my mind.
What ship had the best proposal? - A thousand yellow daisies. Max Somebody/Lorelai Gilmore.
Your favorite ship forever and ever and ever? - This is a broken category. I can't guarantee one ship will remain my favorite. Especially given my personality. So I refuse to answer it.