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[monarchially]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BASTARD DOING HERE? Fuck, if Aizen shows up...

...

Oi. So. Figure that since people in my universe keep showing up like flies to a corpse, I figure that I oughta tell you all about the Espada, since considering that bastard Ichimaru's here... tch. Let's just say that some of these bastards are worse than me, and leave it at

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[evilhappyplace]

It ain't nice ta say bad things about people like that.

[ooc: Read that as, you're so fucked when we get back home.]

[monarchially]

Yeah, well, I don't give a fuck about being nice.

((ooc: GRIMMJOW DOESN'T CARE. HE IS HAVING FUN FLIPPING AUTHORITY THE BIRD.))

[evilhappyplace]

How 'bout... it ain't conducive ta yer extended health ta say bad things about people like that.

[ooc: Lulz, it should be fun when Gin gets his chip out.]

[monarchially]

Tch. All I did was post up an accurate guide so that the people here would know how to deal with any of you bastards.

Can't blame a guy for wanting to help out.

((hahahaha oh god.))

[evilhappyplace]

Tch, ya didn't mention at all how you an' yer fellow Espada were all to happy ta help Aizen-taichou an' the rest of us. Or about how we're tryin' ta make Soul Society a better place. Ya make us look like bad guys.

[monarchially]

...Actually, I did forget to mention something.

I forgot to mention that everything you say is bullshit.

[evilhappyplace]

What if I said ya were right about that?

[monarchially]

Then you'd actually be telling the truth, which would probably cause the fucking time-space continuum to collapse in on itself.

[evilhappyplace]

But then that'd make yer previous statement untrue.

[monarchially]

...Actually, I did forget to mention something.

I forgot to mention that everything you say is bullshit, unless you confirmed that everything you say is bullshit, which would be the only time you told the truth. Ever.

Fixed.

[evilhappyplace]

Hnnn, but I've been tellin' people my name, and that ain't a lie.

[monarchially]

...

Shut up already.

[evilhappyplace]

Yer name is Grimmjow Jeagerjaques, Sexta Espada. Hnnn, is that a lie too?

[monarchially]

Yeah, alright, everything you say in regards to Aizen and whatever the hell he wants to do is bullshit.

And you're fucking annoying. I can't believe nobody's killed you yet.

[evilhappyplace]

Someone did kill me, a long time ago. Otherwise I wouldn'ta ever been able ta become a shinigami.

[monarchially]

...I meant a different time.