My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film. If you have written any stories about Roy being completely wrapped in clingfilm please send them to me and I may put them up on the site. If you have a site with stories about other pop stars being wrapped in cling-film mail me and we can ( Read more... )

HONEST TO GOD I'm trying to work through my email, betas and comments. I'm a horrid net-friend these past few months but I'm tryin'. *sigh*

In the hopes that everyone will forgive my flakiness, I have links. Wooo doggie do I have some awesome intrawebs links. The kind of links I send to poisontaster while I'm at work and she tells me I'm deranged, wrong-in- ( Read more... )