I am a huge bitch.

Jul 02, 2009 02:41

From: brib338
Subject: hey
  hey whatsup im brien im 22 and live just outside boston..you are sooooo beautiful..you seem to have a good head on ur shoulders too and seem fun..and ur smile is just sooo damn gorgeous..i hope u write back or IM me at brib338 sometime..wow ur so beautiful

From: me.
Subject: Re: hey
Glad you had so much to say about my personality. I get really annoyed when guys keep on mentioning my looks over and over again as if that'd be flattering to me.

...oh wait.

UGH AND NOW HE JUST IMED ME!
(2:43:28 AM) brib338: hey i just wrote to u on plentyoffish..sorry i only mentioned ur looks the most..u r gorgeous but u seem fun too..ive never met a girl who likes to drive long distances or anyone from NJ before

Yep...time for me to go to bed for real now.

I just couldn't resist :\
(2:44:13 AM) paslavie: There are many people from NJ. We are everywhere
(2:44:34 AM) brib338: lol well i guess i was never lucky enough to meet any
(2:45:22 AM) paslavie: Maybe
(2:45:35 AM) brib338: did u do anything fun tonight
(2:45:54 AM) paslavie: I ate
(2:45:56 AM) paslavie: you?
(2:46:08 AM) brib338: i took my grandmother out to dinner
(2:47:39 AM) paslavie: cool
(2:48:01 AM) brib338: welll udont seem very thrilled to be talkin to me so i guess ill leave u alone
(2:48:24 AM) paslavie: lol
(2:50:45 AM) paslavie: sorry I didnt know I was supposed to "seem very thrilled" when talking to a stranger online within the first 10 message exchanges
(2:50:54 AM) paslavie: would it be better if I used exclamationpoints???
(2:51:01 AM) brib338: hhaaha thatd help
(2:51:01 AM) paslavie: I mean !!!!!
(2:51:12 AM) paslavie: OH MY GOD IT'S SO GREAT THAT YOU TOOK YOUR GRANDPARENTS OUT TO DINNER
(2:51:18 AM) paslavie: IM SO THRILLED THAT YOU DID THAT AND TOLD ME ABOUT IT
(2:51:24 AM) paslavie: WOW THIS IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY WEEK
(2:51:57 AM) brib338: lol well im glad talkin to me is so exciting for u
(2:52:03 AM) brib338: do u live near boston
(2:54:32 AM) paslavie: yes
(2:56:47 AM) brib338: thats cool..i live right outside town
(3:01:17 AM) paslavie: Me too
(3:01:31 AM) brib338: nice nice...do u ever like white guys or are they not ur thing
(3:02:57 AM) paslavie: People who ask me questions like that are not my thing
(3:03:06 AM) brib338: ok then
(3:03:37 AM) paslavie: Just so you know for the future...girls don't like being asked questions like that
(3:03:51 AM) paslavie: they're dumb and unnecessary and it just shows that you just see me as some black girl
(3:04:02 AM) paslavie: and I don't need to waste my time with someone who is so concerned about my race

misadventures in online dating

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