A Nigerian scammer looking for black girls..who knew?
So remember that Indian guy that's into black girls who not only takes advanced hiphop classes in his spare time but also is getting his PhD and Masters at the same time after getting his cooking degree, which all has helped him to work for the Obama administration? (if not, click on the misadventures in online dating tag) Oh did I mention he has a brother who is a professional soccer player that models for Vogue? And he spells Michelle Obama as "Mitchell Obama." Yeah.
So to humour myself I responded. I did a little googling on online dating scammers. They apparently are rampant. For someone who says they are from Britain and is getting two advanced degrees from Harvard and MIT, their English isn't very good. Definitely ESL-type syntax.
Anyway my response was:
Haha thanks for telling me that I had she in my profile. I can't believe I missed that!
So how did you get to work with the Obama administration when your degree is in cooking?
Also you mentioned your brother...are you advertising him as well? LOL
I'm never that fucking nice to men online. OK maybe sometimes...maybe.
His response came maybe an hour later. Whenever I went to his profile to like show someone else or to check out any sketchiness HE WAS ONLINE. Damn, don't you have some world saving to do? Anyway, he says.
We should go for a dinner. Mail me your timings at sankha80@gmail.com.
take care,
talk to you soon,
Sankha
EXCUSE YOU SANKHA. I ASKED YOU SOME QUESTIONS. WHY THE FUCK WOULD I GO OUT TO DINNER WITH YOU IF YOU'RE ALREADY IGNORING ME? OH HAAAAALE NO! Anyway, apparently not answering questions is pretty common bc they're email so many people or some other reason. Also, Match has the site set up that you never have to give out your personal e-mail. How? All messages sent on the site are forwarded to your email address so you can respond right from there and still keep your e-mail private. Also...MAIL ME YOUR TIMINGS?? whaaat?
Needless to say I responded inquiring as to why he ignored my questions yet seemed so eager to meet up so quickly. We'll see what he says.
And before you go, I'll leave you with another gem. One of my BIGGEST PET PEEVES OF LIFE IN ONE MESSAGE.
Some old guido-looking motherfucker messages me. What's the entire message?
Hello, do you like white guys?
Leon
Hello, do you like a fist in your face? And he fucking signs it with his name as if it's some legit message? fuck you, asshole. I swear I'm just going to swear off the human face because everyone fucking pisses me off. Glad to know you see me as just some black girl. Oh, and I TOTALLY never would date a white guy...THAT'S WHY I'M ON A SITE THAT IS 90% WHITE. Yeah. Totally makes sense.
My response:
I don't like white guys that ask me whether I like white guys in the first fucking message that they send me. (He is so damn lucky I didnt go further. I really read that at the wrong time. I was so annoyed bc it happens all the time. Why whitey gotta keep me down?)
him: ok sorry to bother you have a good one. (Apparently I didn't deserve a signature at the end of his message)
me: Yeah I'm sorry, too.
Moral of the story? Don't fucking message someone if they like ____ girls/guys. JUST MESSAGE SOMETHING YOU'D SAY TO ANYONE AND SEE IF THEY'D REPLY TO YOU. Singling me out and making me aware of my race and your race just isn't something that I'm going to fucking like.
I have so much more to share but I'm fucking tired. I can barely keep my eye open. Good luck lovelies I'll have more ragey material later.
So to humour myself I responded. I did a little googling on online dating scammers. They apparently are rampant. For someone who says they are from Britain and is getting two advanced degrees from Harvard and MIT, their English isn't very good. Definitely ESL-type syntax.
Anyway my response was:
Haha thanks for telling me that I had she in my profile. I can't believe I missed that!
So how did you get to work with the Obama administration when your degree is in cooking?
Also you mentioned your brother...are you advertising him as well? LOL
I'm never that fucking nice to men online. OK maybe sometimes...maybe.
His response came maybe an hour later. Whenever I went to his profile to like show someone else or to check out any sketchiness HE WAS ONLINE. Damn, don't you have some world saving to do? Anyway, he says.
We should go for a dinner. Mail me your timings at sankha80@gmail.com.
take care,
talk to you soon,
Sankha
EXCUSE YOU SANKHA. I ASKED YOU SOME QUESTIONS. WHY THE FUCK WOULD I GO OUT TO DINNER WITH YOU IF YOU'RE ALREADY IGNORING ME? OH HAAAAALE NO! Anyway, apparently not answering questions is pretty common bc they're email so many people or some other reason. Also, Match has the site set up that you never have to give out your personal e-mail. How? All messages sent on the site are forwarded to your email address so you can respond right from there and still keep your e-mail private. Also...MAIL ME YOUR TIMINGS?? whaaat?
Needless to say I responded inquiring as to why he ignored my questions yet seemed so eager to meet up so quickly. We'll see what he says.
And before you go, I'll leave you with another gem. One of my BIGGEST PET PEEVES OF LIFE IN ONE MESSAGE.
Some old guido-looking motherfucker messages me. What's the entire message?
Hello, do you like white guys?
Leon
Hello, do you like a fist in your face? And he fucking signs it with his name as if it's some legit message? fuck you, asshole. I swear I'm just going to swear off the human face because everyone fucking pisses me off. Glad to know you see me as just some black girl. Oh, and I TOTALLY never would date a white guy...THAT'S WHY I'M ON A SITE THAT IS 90% WHITE. Yeah. Totally makes sense.
My response:
I don't like white guys that ask me whether I like white guys in the first fucking message that they send me. (He is so damn lucky I didnt go further. I really read that at the wrong time. I was so annoyed bc it happens all the time. Why whitey gotta keep me down?)
him: ok sorry to bother you have a good one. (Apparently I didn't deserve a signature at the end of his message)
me: Yeah I'm sorry, too.
Moral of the story? Don't fucking message someone if they like ____ girls/guys. JUST MESSAGE SOMETHING YOU'D SAY TO ANYONE AND SEE IF THEY'D REPLY TO YOU. Singling me out and making me aware of my race and your race just isn't something that I'm going to fucking like.
I have so much more to share but I'm fucking tired. I can barely keep my eye open. Good luck lovelies I'll have more ragey material later.