WANTED FOR CRIMES AGAINST CORPORATE ANAL RETARDEDNESS
So this past week i was suppose to have Leadership Training... why i would ever want to lead a group of khaki-addicted posers with 10 foot corporate issued poles up their ass i have no idea but Liberty felt it was time for yet more edjewmacation. Oh yay. Well last friday when i went home i received a notice that i had to be in court on Thursday. Funny thing about those credit card collectors, they never stop till they get every last penny. Anywho this combined with a previous engagement on Monday for Libety prevented me from being truly available for this lovely training. So i guess i won't be leading anytime soon. Well i communicated this to the people who were involved with the training, mentioned it to some of the hire ups, but apparently failed to mention this to the immediate bosses (who were on vacation btw). Well apparently this didn't go over too well... and my immediate boss... Bruce... wanted to know if the court date could have been changed, if this was going to affect my job, be a reoccuring problem, blah blah blah... corporate anal retard. He's a nice guy, just thinks that Liberty somehow comes first and that our personal lives come second. Well sorry bucko, but my job doesnt' dictate how i live my life. If it did i'd probably be straight, christian and conservative as all get out.
In other news.... I have psoriasis! Yay! Yes, I am currently growing more skin on my arms than my body can handle so i'm shedding it like a snake. If it wasn't so damn itchy it'd be cool. But it's itchy as all get out, so not cool. lol. I went and saw the doctor about it on Monday and got some fun cream that's like hair gel to put on it and it's already going away. They don't know what causes it, they don't know if its genetic. It traditionally appears on the forehead, but i guess my forehead had already lost enough (hello hair line!) so it asked my forearms to take up the task of looking like i mated with a crocodile.
Which brings me to my next question... why did the alligator get chosen over the crocodile? I mean with "alligator clips"... how come the crock got passed up. I mean is the alligator that much cool... or was it just forsight that they'd end up being called 'gator clips which just flows better than 'dile clips?
Ok... I keep getting interrupted at work by more stupid work crap so i've lost my train of thought. I might be back later though.
In other news.... I have psoriasis! Yay! Yes, I am currently growing more skin on my arms than my body can handle so i'm shedding it like a snake. If it wasn't so damn itchy it'd be cool. But it's itchy as all get out, so not cool. lol. I went and saw the doctor about it on Monday and got some fun cream that's like hair gel to put on it and it's already going away. They don't know what causes it, they don't know if its genetic. It traditionally appears on the forehead, but i guess my forehead had already lost enough (hello hair line!) so it asked my forearms to take up the task of looking like i mated with a crocodile.
Which brings me to my next question... why did the alligator get chosen over the crocodile? I mean with "alligator clips"... how come the crock got passed up. I mean is the alligator that much cool... or was it just forsight that they'd end up being called 'gator clips which just flows better than 'dile clips?
Ok... I keep getting interrupted at work by more stupid work crap so i've lost my train of thought. I might be back later though.