I had this pervy dream; and you were there, and you...
I blame fictualities for inspiring me to this.
Lines from The Wizard of Oz That Sound Perviest When Taken Out of Context
In the order in which they appear in the movie...
DOROTHY: Just listen to what Miss Gulch did to Toto!
ZEKE: Well, why don't you get your finger out of the way!
DOROTHY: I'm the one that ought to be punished.
AUNT EM: How would it be if she keeps him tied up?
MUNCHKIN: We thank you very sweetly / For doing it so neatly.
WITCH: As for you, my fine lady, it's true, I can't attend to you here and now as I'd like...
SCARECROW: Of course, people do go both ways!
SCARECROW: Whoops! Ha-ha -- there goes some of me again!
DOROTHY: Oh -- does it hurt you?
SCARECROW: Oh, no -- I just keep picking it up and putting it back in again.
DOROTHY: Where do you want to be oiled first?
WITCH: You call that long?
WITCH: Helping the little lady along, are you, my fine gentlemen?
LION: I -- I -- I hope my strength holds out.
TIN MAN: I hope your tail holds out.
SCARECROW: We haven't got the oil-can with us and you've been squeaking enough as it is.
DOROTHY: Lion, darling -- I knew you'd come!
WITCH: Well, I'm going to start in on you right here - one after the other!
...Yeah. I'm going to hell.
Lines from The Wizard of Oz That Sound Perviest When Taken Out of Context
In the order in which they appear in the movie...
DOROTHY: Just listen to what Miss Gulch did to Toto!
ZEKE: Well, why don't you get your finger out of the way!
DOROTHY: I'm the one that ought to be punished.
AUNT EM: How would it be if she keeps him tied up?
MUNCHKIN: We thank you very sweetly / For doing it so neatly.
WITCH: As for you, my fine lady, it's true, I can't attend to you here and now as I'd like...
SCARECROW: Of course, people do go both ways!
SCARECROW: Whoops! Ha-ha -- there goes some of me again!
DOROTHY: Oh -- does it hurt you?
SCARECROW: Oh, no -- I just keep picking it up and putting it back in again.
DOROTHY: Where do you want to be oiled first?
WITCH: You call that long?
WITCH: Helping the little lady along, are you, my fine gentlemen?
LION: I -- I -- I hope my strength holds out.
TIN MAN: I hope your tail holds out.
SCARECROW: We haven't got the oil-can with us and you've been squeaking enough as it is.
DOROTHY: Lion, darling -- I knew you'd come!
WITCH: Well, I'm going to start in on you right here - one after the other!
...Yeah. I'm going to hell.