A Goblet of Fire parody!

[mollyringwraith]

I have, really really belatedly, just discovered naill_renfro's parody of the Goblet of Fire film. Go here to enjoy! Comes complete with tie-ins to Lord of the Rings and the Princess Bride, ruthless snipes at shippers of all types, and some lines in actual French!

Samples:

SIRIUS: The budget wouldn’t cover a big black dog for this movie, even a CGI one, let alone Gary Oldman. So in this movie I’m being played by a five-pound bag of charcoal briquettes and three ounces of lighter fluid.

INT. TENT:
HERMIONE: *hugs Harry*
HMS HARMONY: *launches celebratory fireworks*
J.K. ROWLING: Don’t get your hopes up.
RITA SKEETER: *acts creepy*
VIKTOR KRUM: Out, creepy journalist, or I crush you like insect!

HARRY: Cho!
CHO: Harry!
HARRY: Wngobalwifme?
CHO: ?
HARRY: Might you do me the honor of accompanying me to the Yule Ball?
CHO: Och, Ae’m sorry, Harry, Ae canna’. Ae’ve already sid Ae’ll goo wi’ someone else.
HARRY: Who?
CHO: Wi’ mae cousin, Peregrine Took, if ye mus’ know.

*joy and giggles*