naill_renfro's Narnia parody, film 1
I still haven't seen The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, but now I don't have to, because naill_renfro has conveniently written up this condensed parody version! Go give him some applause.
Samples:
Mrs. BEAVER: My husband and I are filling in as comic relief. The Weasley twins couldn’t make it.
ASLAN: Let’s go have a secret conference.
GOOD CGI PEOPLE, PEVENSIES, and AUDIENCE: I wish I knew what they were talking about.
NEIL GAIMAN: Well, okay, but you’re not going to like it.
(hee hee!)
And complete with 'Princess Bride' reference:
LUCY: Luckily Father Christmas gave me this magical healing potion. Here you go, Edmund. I wonder if anyone else needs some? I wonder if there might have been fewer seriously wounded if some lions I could name had gotten a move on and killed certain witches a bit earlier?
SUSAN: Don’t pester him with so many questions. Take it easy; he’s been dead.
LUCY: Right, right, sorry.
Good show! Now you know you'll have to do the rest of them, naill_renfro, or people will pester you forever. ;)
Samples:
Mrs. BEAVER: My husband and I are filling in as comic relief. The Weasley twins couldn’t make it.
ASLAN: Let’s go have a secret conference.
GOOD CGI PEOPLE, PEVENSIES, and AUDIENCE: I wish I knew what they were talking about.
NEIL GAIMAN: Well, okay, but you’re not going to like it.
(hee hee!)
And complete with 'Princess Bride' reference:
LUCY: Luckily Father Christmas gave me this magical healing potion. Here you go, Edmund. I wonder if anyone else needs some? I wonder if there might have been fewer seriously wounded if some lions I could name had gotten a move on and killed certain witches a bit earlier?
SUSAN: Don’t pester him with so many questions. Take it easy; he’s been dead.
LUCY: Right, right, sorry.
Good show! Now you know you'll have to do the rest of them, naill_renfro, or people will pester you forever. ;)