The best candy bar ever is the North Island "Only Hokkaido Taste" chocolate bar made by
dounan.co.jp. I can say this with confidence because of the following reasons:
1- It has a ferocious-looking bear on the wrapper.
2- It says 熊出没注意 on the wrapper. This means: BEWARE OF THE APPEARANCE OF BEARS
3- It has pieces of real cacao in the chocolate.
4- It comes in milk chocolate and white chocolate (both have crunchy bits of cacao).
5- The following ridiculous statement is plastered across the top of the wrapper (in all caps):
BIRDS ARE SINGING AND CLOUDS ARE FLOWING IN THE BLUE SKY. CRYSTAL STREAM RUNS THROUGH THE ROCKS. COME TO THE OUTSIDE. TOUCH THE WIND AND FEEL THE SUNSHINE. STRAIGHTEN YOUR ANTENNA AND STAND FIRM ON THE EARTH. WE WANT TO DESIGN OUR WAY OF LIFE IN NORTHERN LAND HOKKAIDO. WE LOVE NATURE SUCH AS THE COOL AIR AT THE MOUNTAIN, THE SMELL OF THE WOOD, THE DELIGHTFUL SONG OF BIRD, THE RUSTLING OF THE LEAVES, AND THE MOVING BUGS ON THE GROUND. WE WOULD PLAY IN A FOREST AND WOULD CATCH THE FISH IN A BROOK. THE BREEZE BRING US A HUNCH OF NEW SEASON. HOKKAIDO
update: Scot scanned it for me :D