Title: Just one
Summary: No, no you may not have one of my children - what the heck is wrong with you?  I take it back!  You are crazy!  Like a crazy, crazy man, serial killer and psycho freak all combined into one! 
Characters: Uchiha Itachi, Haruno Sakura
Notes: Bwahahaha, crack.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

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