Riddle me this [video]

[undertaking4u]

[Undertaker, still in green and purple Riddler garb, smiles at the camera. He is sporting his fancy new hat, too.]

~Greetings~, all. We can call off the search for my ~hat~. I just found this ~charming~ green bowler with my affects. Just wanted to let ~everyone~ know.
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... [He almost switches the computer off, but then remembers something.]
Oh, and

Comments

[c_is_for_cakey]

Can't you riddle off something less dangerous?!

((And Tsuz could do it, though anyone is welcome to help him!))

[undertaking4u]

But where's the ~fun~ in that. There's no ~point~ in doing it if it's not a match of ~wits~.

[c_is_for_cakey]

It can still be wits! The punishment for not finding it could just be less!

[undertaking4u]

...no, I do ~not~ think that would ~work~.

[c_is_for_cakey]

Why not?

[undertaking4u]

It just...~does~. I can't ~explain~ it.

[c_is_for_cakey]

That doesn't make any sense.

[undertaking4u]

I ~just~ feel the ~need~ to do these things. ~Maybe~ it has ~something~ to do with the new clothes? ~Whatever~ the reason, though, the ~clock~ is ticking. Better solve that riddle ~soon~.

[c_is_for_cakey]

I forgot about that!

[undertaking4u]

At least it is not ~your~ dorm that will ~explode~. Still, it would be best to ~hurry~.

[c_is_for_cakey]

I'm going! I'm going!