Comments | moistchamois: execute strongbadisawesome.exe

moistchamois

execute strongbadisawesome.exe

Jun 30, 2006 13:00

The Cheat is sleeping in the crisper again. Since I can't make my sandwich without getting all these little yellow hairs in everything, I'll make one of those annoying lists I've seen on my minions "friends" page.

STRONG BAD'S TOP TEN LIST OF AWESOME!
1. Stinkoman!
2. The Cheat. He is my number one yellow dude.
3. roflitsjesus (I don't want him to come ( Read more... )

Comments 38

shotabait June 30 2006, 21:16:28 UTC

I just happen to have waffles. I'll share if I can get on this list of awesome! ^_^

moistchamois June 30 2006, 21:21:28 UTC

Do they have chocolate chips of totally-coolness?

shotabait June 30 2006, 21:22:45 UTC

Um... no. But they ARE buttermilk flavoured!

moistchamois June 30 2006, 21:27:36 UTC

Ohhh, buttermilk! That's definitely worth a spot as number seven.

Thread 5

princeofwriting June 30 2006, 22:31:10 UTC

...What are you?

moistchamois June 30 2006, 22:41:19 UTC

I'm your worst freakin' nightmare!

...unless you have waffles for me?

princeofwriting June 30 2006, 22:46:52 UTC

You don't look scary.

We've got frozen ones. If I give them to you that means I won't have to eat them tomorrow morning...

moistchamois June 30 2006, 22:57:29 UTC

You have to wait till night, when my powers take effect.

If you want to negative seventy bajillion on my list, then give me frozen ones.

Which are nothing like cold ones.

Thread 17

igotahotwad July 1 2006, 00:28:08 UTC

im number 9 im number 9!!

if i give you seven harvest time tickets can i be number 2? you can save up for a 10-speed!!

moistchamois July 1 2006, 02:21:27 UTC

I would, but I don't know 9's screen name.

No, the Cheat is definitely number two. But if you give me those harvest ticket things, I might be able to put you at number...five.

igotahotwad July 1 2006, 02:35:42 UTC

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moistchamois July 1 2006, 02:51:34 UTC

No thanks, man. I don't want my head to turn into Connect Four.

Or as Homsar calls it: shanking your jengaship.

judasfreak July 1 2006, 03:15:45 UTC

There is a large stack of waffles here, if you are still interested.

moistchamois July 1 2006, 03:23:18 UTC

Are they blueberry?

judasfreak July 1 2006, 03:27:31 UTC

There are a variety, but here is a plate of the blueberry kind.

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moistchamois July 1 2006, 03:30:05 UTC

Ewwwwwww.

They look like mold decided to get bored and infest a perfectly good breakfast.

I'd take Cheat Commandos-Ohs over them any day!

Thread 8

yondomebaby July 1 2006, 04:29:16 UTC

Hey, hey! I'm not the fifth Hokage, I'm the fourth! But I appreciate the position - HAHAH, positions! - anyway!

moistchamois July 1 2006, 05:45:00 UTC

Dude, you better not be calling at me like I am a lady.

yondomebaby July 1 2006, 05:51:38 UTC

Buddy! I saw those rock-hard abs of yours, there's no way anyone could mistake you for a chick. I'm just callin' at you like a bro. In a totally non-homoerotic way. (That'd be the Uchiha family's schtick, anyway, and I don't take anything Uchiha except for their women.)

moistchamois July 1 2006, 05:55:34 UTC

Those words are not American.

My rock-hard abs, however, are to be admired, no?