execute strongbadisawesome.exe

[moistchamois]

The Cheat is sleeping in the crisper again. Since I can't make my sandwich without getting all these little yellow hairs in everything, I'll make one of those annoying lists I've seen on my minions "friends" page.

STRONG BAD'S TOP TEN LIST OF AWESOME!
1. Stinkoman!
2. The Cheat. He is my number one yellow dude.
3. roflitsjesus (I don't want him to come

Comments

[princeofwriting]

...What are you?

[moistchamois]

I'm your worst freakin' nightmare!

...unless you have waffles for me?

[princeofwriting]

You don't look scary.

We've got frozen ones. If I give them to you that means I won't have to eat them tomorrow morning...

[moistchamois]

You have to wait till night, when my powers take effect.

If you want to negative seventy bajillion on my list, then give me frozen ones.

Which are nothing like cold ones.

[princeofwriting]

I don't care about your stupid list. Do you want the waffles or not?

[moistchamois]

Are they awesome-flavoured?

[princeofwriting]

I wouldn't know. I don't really like them becaue I don't like waffles.

They're blueberry.

[moistchamois]

Do you like...Cheats?

[princeofwriting]

Che. Not really. They're for lazy people who want invincibility in video games, aren't they?

[moistchamois]

Are you callin' me lazy?

All he does is bring me snacks!

[princeofwriting]

He?

That still sounds pretty lazy, to me.

[moistchamois]

You look pretty girly to me.

[princeofwriting]

And you look... red and stupid.

Shut up.

[moistchamois]

Jipliba...boozree..kallipsereenta...I mean, no I don't!

I bet you're one of Marzipan's weird friends...

You give me the jibblies.

[princeofwriting]

My friends aren't bread.

Good. Maybe I can be your worst nightmare, now.

[moistchamois]

Are you friend with any ladies?

Not unless you suddenly become stupid and have no hands and ask me reeeeeeeally stupid questions all the time and are named Homestar.