From Twitter 04-28-2011

[moiread]

• 00:15:01: Found the noise. Big truck pumping in or out of the sewer under the parking lot next door. Nobody there to bitch at. Pissed.
  10:31:57: I just ADORE being woken up every hour on the hour by everybody and their mom calling me to check random things.
  
• 10:33:34: Now it's 10:30am and I've had four hours of solid sleep and I'm fucked.
  
• 12:47:40: RT @nympholepsy: Baratunde Thurston on Donald Trump, Obama's Birth Certificate, and the Degradation of Americans http://tinyurl.com/5t8sksk
  
• 12:50:02: RT @tammibyers: Is it wrong that I want to slap someone when they tell me they are not going to vote on Monday? Twice if they say their vote doesn't count?
  
• 14:26:26: I hope everybody put their address on their garbage/recycling bins, because this insane wind is dragging them across entire neighborhoods.
  
• 14:27:23: Dammit, auto-correct! I'm Canadian! Neighbourhood has a U!
  
• 15:31:07: Ducking out of work "early" to go to doctor's appointment. (They never stop...)
  
• 16:02:41: Adorable grandpa in waiting room with sweater: "Je suis le papi de Melodie & Olivier." Little cartoons of his grand-kids. #sodamncute
  
• 17:10:55: Power out, signs & trees flung. The wind has died down a lot; people trying to clean up the damage. http://t.co/osX3K9w http://t.co/2tGS0u9
  
• 17:22:03: Updated GP on all the recent stuff. "Everyone says I have to get on Metformin, so we need to find something that will let me tolerate it."
  
• 17:24:40: GP: "What will you do if that thing doesn't exist?" Me: "I don't know! That's why I GO SEE DOCTORS. This is YOUR job, not mine." FFS.
  
• 17:28:43: @ deadophelia This is nothing! Just bleed-off from Alabama tornado. My heart goes out to them. 150 dead last time I looked. :(
  
• 17:33:37: "I need some effing sushi. You're cool with that, right?" Mom: "Um. Ok. Where?" "Don't know anywhere near here, but my phone says go west!"
  
• 17:44:10: Found "Bambu". Exorbitant pricing, but I don't care right now. I need something good so I can cope with my life.
  
• 17:53:53: Achievement unlocked: Sushi noms! And tea. And they're playing jazz + Imogen Heap/Frou Frou. Oasis of goodness. <3 http://t.co/lOPCWoI
  
• 18:07:44: My fortune cookie had three fortunes in it, all the same. My cookie is REALLY emphatic about this point! http://t.co/M8BYt1X
  
• 18:16:37: @ deadophelia Green = cucumber + avocado. Orange = sweet potato tempura. My very favourites! (I am allergic to fish & seafood.)
  
• 19:06:54: Allergy shot again. Waiting to see if I explode. Wheeeee. So I tired I could curl up on the carpet and be fast asleep in minutes.
  
• 19:35:06: No explody, but it is red and itchy as fuck! But we went up to the next stage of higher doses today, so not surprising.
  
• 19:54:01: Home! Found my little white plastic outdoor side table halfway across the parking lot, but unbroken! Score! :D
  
• 20:51:23: AHAHAHAHA. A++. http://t.co/fCUodzK
  

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