Daily Twitter Recap - Batman Movie Marathon Edition

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• 11:44 - Time for Rose and I to continue our marathon with Batman & Robin! If you don't want movie spam, snooze me! twittersnooze.com/ #
• 12:02 - Rose comes downstairs with a drink. Me: "Did you bring me one? :D" She sighs, hands it over, goes to get another. Me: "I love you best!" #
• 12:06 - "Bat fins!" "Bat nipples!" "Bat ass!" "Bat crotch!" "Bat lips!" "Bat hair!" "Now with angst pomade." #
• 12:07 - "Terminator! Now on ice!" #
• 12:09 - Freeze, holding a giant phallic gun at his waist, spewing white stuff: "The ice man cometh!" Us: *giggling like 12-year-olds* #
• 12:12 - Freeze: "In this universe, there is one absolute: Everything freezes!" Me: "Actually, that's not true, there are--" Rose: "Stop your logic!" #
• 12:16 - "And now, the Ugly Hobo Icecapades!" #
• 12:19 - "HOW CAN ROBIN CLIMB THE SIDE OF A ROCKET IN THE STRATOSPHERE?" "NO LOGIC." #
• 12:19 - "Why is Mr Freeze's parachute a pair of robotic butterfly wings?" "Okay, that one you can object to." #
• 12:23 - "We could just hit the ice to break it, but we'd rather use LAAAZEEEERZ." "It even boils water!" "But Robin doesn't get burned..." "Logic!" #
• 12:27 - "Super soldier serum? These guys should really talk to Marvel. That program never works out." #
• 12:30 - Pamela Isley: "You've corrupted my research into a horrible scheme for world domination! How could you?" Me: "Haven't you read the script? He's a villain!" #
• 12:51 - "Bane: Too stupid to do more than grunt and lurch around, but apparently makes an effective chauffeur!" #
• 12:57 - "Sexy gorilla dancing? WTF?" " MY EYES MY EYES AAAAAHH" #
• 13:04 - "I'll just hang these diamonds on the rearview mirror of my freezemobile!" "Car freshener, pimp-style!" #
• 13:10 - Bruce: "Am I pig-headed, Alfred? Is it really my way or the highway?" Alfred, Rose, me: "YES." #
• 14:08 - "Gee! Magical glowy icicles! I bet they grow when he hits a button." "You know, this movie is so bad we can't even mock it properly." #
• 14:11 - "Who thought black rubber was a good idea?" "Some fetishist in the costuming department." "But it's like a giant black condom!" #
• 14:20 - Dick: "I got you." Babs: "No, I got you!" Rose: *starts singing 'I Got You, Babe'* #
• 14:20 - "Spewing Bane braaaaain juuuuuuice!" #
• 14:22 - "Gee, yeah, let's thaw the city with GIANT LAAAZEEEERZ!" #
• 14:24 - "Oh, my bad. They're not growing icicles, they're ICICLE BOMBS!" "Please make this movie be over soon." #
• 14:28 - Rose: "That took more than 11 minutes. Everyone's supposed to be dead!" Me: "Shush with the logic!" Rose: "Hey, that's my line!" #
• 14:32 - "Babs' batnipples are so perky. Jesus." "Robin's are perkier." "Robin's everything are perkier." #
• 14:34 - "Why is Robin still in his suit? Everyone else took theirs off!" "It makes him feel ~manly~." "A sculpted rubber jock will do that for you." #

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