Hahaha! I made greedy_dancer read the TAI primer, the Mike Carden primer the Mike/Sisky primer and we've read some Mike/Michael.

Soon she'll be ready for the crackiest pairing of all: Mike Carden/Kevin Jonas!
*evil laugh*

I am spending my Sunday reading Kevin Jonas/Mike Carden fics...
Why?! *facepalms*

Probably because skoosiepants is awesome, and the mix of cute!oblivious!innocent!virgin!Jonas and badass!Carden totally pushing my buttons.
I don't even actually know who they are! But maybe that's for the best...

ETA: since I can't actually read fics about bands I like without ( Read more... )

*facepalms*

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Also: Pete Wentz is rumored to be in talks to host WWE RAW

PG Porn really cracks me up! The cheezy music, the stupid dialogues and the horrible acting. It's just like porn, except it's PG rated!

Take a look at Nailing your wife with Nathan Fillion as a construction worker!

And have a Peanuts parody with Michael Rosenbaum:

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I am watching Twilight!

10 minutes into the movie and it's not as bad as I feared.

ETA1: hahaha, he looks like he's going to puke every time he sees her!

ETA2: She's such a teenager! The clothes, the lack of social skills, the lip-biting. She makes a good teenager.
And, hey! castalie and greedy_dancer, you lied to me! She finishes her sentences ( Read more... )

Fans want to give Mischa Collins a book of fanfic? Slash and RPS fics??
What a bad, bad idea...
If he wants to know more about slash, it doesn't mean it's okay to hand him stories about him, as a person, having sex with his coworkers! OMG!

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My computer's been not!working on and off this week and I can't find why so I have finally given in yesterday and bought a brand new laptop (HP, 3Go RAM, 250Go HD, 17", black... I love him!). And since I bought the new laptop, the old one is working perfectly again ( Read more... )

55 chapters and they've finally kissed!

*headdesks*

If there's no hot sex scene at the end of this fic, I'm downloading some porn!

Top 10 "How to" Searches in the U.S (4 weeks ending 7/21/07)
1. How to tie a tie
2. How to have sex
3. How to kiss
4. How to lose weight
5. How to write a resume
6. How to levitate
7. How to draw
8. How to get pregnant
9. How to make out
10. How to make a video

Source: Hitwise

Complete Time article

Cocks do not explode!

The things I go through to find good fanfic... *shakes head*

ETA:
This Ianto/Owen fic was totally worth it! Torchwood, NC-17, post season 1, angry, angsty sex. \o/

ETA²: 5 Times Technology Has Endangered Torchwood, funniest Torchwood fic ever!