I have no explanation, really~
I'm burning a candle from Bath and Bodyworks called "Pineapple Orchid" and it's pretty much the most delicious smelling thing ever. Like, if I could get away with eating it- I would.
I DON'T EAT CANDLES THOUGH SO IT'S OKAY.
There are a trillion other things I should be doing right now. That's a lie, only like four other things.
I picked up the kids I ( Read more... )
I DON'T EAT CANDLES THOUGH SO IT'S OKAY.
There are a trillion other things I should be doing right now. That's a lie, only like four other things.
I picked up the kids I ( Read more... )
I had this incense stick sold out of the back of a truck at a random gas station in a very small town one never stops in but passes through *inhales deeply, that was a long clause* and it smelled SO GOOD. I hung it above my bed literally inches above my head upon my pillow. The smell surrounded me. It was a fragrant manly yet not manly smell. I loved waking up and falling asleep, because in my half-asleep daze I would mentally identify and deeply appreciate that scent~ If I ever meet a man who smells like that, I'm proposing on the spot.
Did you think of @billstache with your girl? And girl, why wouldn't people want to read your stories? You make them awesome, so that inference is invalid.
Leichenwasser needs to not mention those sea creatures with you. Sometimes, owners of dicks slap other people with them. In Leichenwasser's case, since he's a dick, he himself should receive a slapping. I am unsure in how to arrange this. Could he slap himself? Would be become inexplicably aroused as he's prone to do?
You had caffiene, I had sugar. Apple Jacks. Nom. Cinnamon is da winner, mon. So yeah.
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I used to have a gerbil farm, no joke. But they all died tragic deaths. They were pretty rude though, I cannot lie. Must be a small rodent thing. Although, Jake has proven to be pretty chill so far.
I love how smells can trigger memories. I bet if you smelled that incense again, it would take you back to so many wonderful sleeps. BRB FINDING IT AND SMOTHERING IT ALL OVER ME BEFORE I MEET YOU.
Haha, I totally did think of her. I should tweet a picture of Sofia with her mustache. @Billstache would totally approve.
You know I'm in a constant state of perplex about having readers. It just...won't change. I am forever humbled! But thank you for saying that. :D
Dude, he just loves sharks. I can accept that about him. But he needs to accept the fact that I do not. I could probably slap him with a cucumber or some other phallic shaped thing. Yeah?
APPLE JACKS ARE SOOO GOOD. I'm gonna have a lot of caffeine today, too. Too much hw, bee. Blech.
Oh and hey, I LOVE YOU. K bye!
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